*sits* *unravels and reads newspaper

The paper itself was not very well-written. In fact, it was just a bunch of grey squares scattered on the page in a vaguely newspaper-ish layout.

More interestingly, when Whooves unfurled the paper, several things, including a flowerpot, a soap dispenser, white gloves, a crowbar, and a dynamite plunger fell into his lap.

The Repairman, hearing the clatter, turned around and reached for his things.

“Sorry ‘bout that, things get caught in there a lot!”