*raises hands* alright! But can I have like a bat or something in case the Brits come back?

The Repairman paused. It was unlikely that the Queen’s soldiers would come back, but with his current company, who knew?

On top of that, the Repairman felt rather uncomfortable with people intentionally using his tools as weapons (accidents, of course, were another story, but everyone in those was a Toon anyway). Oh, the Repairman had used a weapon before, but he wasn’t sure it was the kind the Doctor was looking for…

Still, if the Royal Guard came back, both of them would need defense. He might as well give Whooves his means of assault.

He turned around, silently gave Whooves a large, rolled-up newspaper, and continued on his way.