“I swear, I was nowhere near the fourth wall this time. I was over by the second wall when it happened.” Wakko crossed his fingers behind his back. “Did you ask Slappy the Squirrel? I heard she was near the fourth wall at the time.” If the Repairman managed to survive an encounter with Slappy, he was definitely well-suited for his job. But Wakko wasn’t planning on sticking around to find out. As soon as the other Toon turned his back, the middle Warner would be long gone.
This time? As in, he was aware of how much he did it before? Granted, this wasn’t too surprising, seeing how often the Repairman had to visit this place, but still, this… character knew and did it anyway? And tried to blame it on other repeat offenders?
“Oh?” the Repairman pressed, suspicious of the other. “Then why is the break here and not where this Slappy is?”
The Fourth Wall Repairman wandered around the back parts of the lot. It had been more than a decade since he had to frequent this place, but he still had to revisit it from time to time.
Now, however, he thought he’d try and find out why this place was such an issue for him in the ‘90s. Sure, he had caught glimpses of squirrels, mimes, mice, and 30’s-looking characters (just to name a few), but their actions were rather fast; the Repairman often lagged far behind to fix a variety of breaks left in their wake.
And, well… they were main characters, and this was their universe. Talking to them during the show just wasn’t an option.
The Repairman sighed. Ah, well. Maybe he could find someone to ask, now that he didn’t have to worry about all that so much. Might as well do something while he tried to figure out where the break was this time.
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