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      ‘ AND IT TALKS!!! ‘

Yes, he’s shouting but he doesn’t even realize! The whole situation, the surrealness of it all – IT WAS A TYPICAL THING THAT HAPPENED EVERYDAY FOR TICK. He just has this way of over exaggerating ever situation.

            ‘ D-DID CHAIRFACE MAKE YOU?

                                         Use his laser beam to create you ?’ 

The Repairman grimaced. This had “long day” written all over it.

“Yes,” he said, evenly, “I talk.”

He stared at this man for a moment. Chairface? Life-creating laser beams? Granted, the Repairman had seen stranger things, but coming from this guy’s mouth, he wasn’t sure what to believe.

“…No,” he finally replied, “I think I would know if I was made by this Chairface person. Who is he, anyhow?”

tick-or-treat:

      ‘ EGAD!!!

                 IT’S A SMALL BLACK BLOB!!! ‘

@askthefwrp 

❤’d

The Repairman jumped as he heard someone shout behind him. He turned around to find a huge blue insect man gawking at him.

The inkblot found himself feeling a little self-conscious. Was he really so out-of-place that even the strangest-looking…superhero?…alien?…character could point and stare?

Out loud, he said, “Yeah, and he appreciates not being shouted at on the job.”