℧ you know who to use

[[I sure do!]]

[[Based loosely on a conversation with @bonkakira-and-friends, here’s an image of what a roboticized Repairman might look like. I kind of like how the form turned out, even if I feel off about the colors. In any case, it’s non-canon, so eh.]]

Sitcom in which Mr. Sir and Shadow Bowyetta are somehow living together

bonkakira-and-friends:

@askthefwrp

[[Chop Shop

Episode 1

[Living room set, Shadow Bowyetta and the Fourth Wall Repairman are on the couch. S.B. is trying to attach a recently-severed robot arm to her torso; F.W.R.P. is clearly uncomfortable with this.]

S.B.: Tell me, Mr. Sir

F.W.R.P.: Y-yes?

[LAUGH TRACK]

S.B.: Am I…beautiful?

[OOOOOOHH TRACK]

F.W.R.P.: [slowly inching away]…Y-yes…you are…ohgoshlookatthetimegottago! [bolts for the door and slams it behind him.

[LAUGH TRACK]

[SERIES OVER]]]

Hypothetical “Wrong Number” Text Reply from the Repairman

Rep: Okay, first off, I think you have the wrong number.
Rep: Second, this is a rotary phone. How the heck did you text this to me?
Rep: …
Rep: How the heck am *I* texting?!