asksarahndippity:

While I make a bit of cash at the studio, I also take a few odd jobs here and there via the help wanted ads. There´s lots of jobs that you can take without a lot of experience, so long as you show “initiative.” It’s a fancy way of saying  you´ll do dangerous work for little pay. 

Explosives QA, Shark-sitting, Window-Cleaner-for-Jetplanes-Currently-In-Flight, Beta Testing, Pizza Delivery via Rocket Skates, Papparazzi to Kanye West… the list goes on!

Currently, I´m looking into this ad for “Fourth Wall Demolitions.” At least I know you´ll never run out of work before I do!

I have a few choice words for them…