*calls again* Hey, has my nanogun turned up yet? I’m stuck using this dingy “pistol” thing, and it’s even more useless than the Shotgun setting on my nanogun. How’s that for an exciting conclusion? Watch your ear, by the way.
Yes, I called because some jerk decided to steal my MPFB Devastator and you’re the only person the pay phone I’m using is connected to. Not you. Not now.