Hello. We’re the ones who control your lives. We make the decisions that affect all of you. Isn’t it interesting to know that those who run your lives would have the nerve to tell you about it in this manner? Suffer, you fools. We know everything you do, and we know where you go. What do you think the cameras are for? And the global-positioning satellites? And the Social Security numbers? You BELONG to us. And it can’t be changed. Sign your petitions, walk your picket lines, bring your lawsuits, cast your votes, and write those stupid letters to whomever you please; you won’t change a thing. Because we control your lives. And we have plans for you. Go back to sleep.

George Carlin— When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops (via lennythereviewer)

Tumblr Code.

askvaudeville:

asthma-hound-chihuahua:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “happy happy”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: joy joy.

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always reblog tumblr identification

i made it better

Agreed.

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askvaudeville:

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Takin’ just a li’l break from da Discord shenanigans fer a moment ta speak somethin’ what’s been on my mind fer a while. Naturally you folks already saw that there “Tumblrpon Battle” thing I jest put up. An’ I’m mighty sure everypony here knew about that “Fighting is…

((I’m late to the party, but I guess I could try it.))

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