rcadrunner:

      He is waiting… Waiting for the opportune moment…
      It’s almost time… Almost…
      And… now–

      “Beep beep!

Augh!”

Marie leaped at the Repairman, knocking them both off of the road and sending the vacuum cleaner flying the other way.

They both tumbled and landed several yards away.

“What the heck, Marie?” the Repairman asked, taking off his headphones.

“There was a car incoming,” Marie explained, brushing the sand off of her bow. “I didn’t want either of us to get hit…”

The Repairman turned to look at the road, but all he saw was a large bird.

Wait.

Large bird, car incoming, desert road…?

The Repairman shot up, brushing himself off. He hoped he wasn’t interrupting a Toon celebrity.

“Sorry, didn’t know you were there,” he said, hastily. “Were we in your way?”

Marie turned to look as well, and gasped.

“Omigosh, is that the Roadrunner?” she asked, moving forward to take a closer look.

“Whoa, are you okay?”

rabbiitythiing:

[ rip max | ACCEPTING ]

Max’s mouth opened, but instead of words, he slurred something incomprehensible (it was probably gibberish anyway). He then proceeded to topple over backwards.

      Let’s ride it again, Danny!…

He raised a hand as he said this, then it fell limply to the ground. Someone’s clearly out of it.

The Repairman, more often than not, arrived after the fact, so he often lacked context for things. For instance, the fact that a rabbit-thing (last he checked, bunnies didn’t have teeth like that) was clearly very dazed in front of him was something that raised quite a few questions.

Dumbfounded, he watched the other dramatically collapse. Shaking himself out of his stupor, the Repairman moved closer to take a look, and see if there was something he could do to help. If all else failed, he had a stretcher somewhere…

He started by waving a blobby hand in front of the bunny’s face.

“…Hello?”