One Wall in a Broken House, pt. 2

[[Yes, I know this is late, but darn it, I want to conclude this and get back into RPin’ generally, so bear with me please.]]

The Repairman looked back once he opened the door to the guest bedroom. He saw that Marie was holding onto the handle of the tool cart for dear life. Cat Slime had long since went and hid inside Marie’s toolbox. Even when he was packed away, the green toolbox was very obviously rattling.

The Repairman smiled sympathetically, remembering his first paranormal encounter, way back in ’47. He remembered how he was chilled to the metaphorical bone, and was completely unprepared for the specters that jumped out at him. And then there were the pratfalls…

He shook his head. He was starting to feel old.

“Aw, don’t worry, guys! Worst that’ll happen is some white sheet or other will pop out and make a kinda scary noise. There’s really nothing to worry about!”

Marie nodded slowly. The lid to her toolbox lifted, and the Repairman could see Cat Slime’s glasses peeking out at him.

The two of them tentatively moved forward, following the Repairman. Meanwhile, the inkblot was whistling in an effort to cheer them up a little, though all he accomplished was emphasizing how empty yet another dusty, ruined room was. That wasn’t to say, of course, that there wasn’t a sort of beauty (or at least a vague memory of beauty) to the room. Whoever once lived here clearly had the money to match their taste, with once-lush violet bedsheets and a massive frame that may have one time housed a mirror. There was even a very lavish painting of some very old people, torn into two, leaning against the old, asbestos-lined wall.

As the Repairman looked around in awe, Marie and Cat Slime’s eyes darted every which way, trying to steel themselves for a ghost going “boo!”

Suddenly, Cat Slime took one look up and leapt up onto Marie’s face, squeaking quietly and frantically pointing upwards. Marie followed his gestures, and could only whimper as she saw rows and rows of jagged yellow teeth, some of which had green or red goop dripping from them.

The Repairman’s eyes widened. He saw his family inside the mouth of a giant blue tube of a ghost, its hollow eyes revealing no emotion. Marie was holding Cat Slime tightly, and both were keeping their eyes shut.

He rushed in there, pulling them out before the ghost snapped its gargantuan jaw shut.

“NOW WHAT WAS THAT?!” the Repairman demanded, to everyone’s bafflement. “I was expecting ghost pranks, but THIS?! On Halloween, of all times, you try to EAT them?”

The ghost sat for a moment, mouth shut. Its meals didn’t usually talk back to it.

Marie and Cat Slime, meanwhile, slowly inched behind the Repairman. Once they were right behind him, they exchanged a glance and nodded.

“You think you can just snatch anyone up on HALLOWEEN of all days?! I’ll have you know–ACK”

The Repairman yelped as Marie picked him up, yanking him out of the way of a ghost bite.

“Oh, peachy,” the Repairman continued, “you won’t even let a rant slide–”

REPAIRMAN!” Marie shouted, running down the hallway with an inkblot and a cat-shaped puddle in tow. “CAN THIS WAIT?!”

“…”

The Repairman pulled out a disproportionately large fan and aimed it at the pursuing specter.

“Right, just get out of here, you! W-wait, I wasn’t talking to you, Mari–”

CRASH

The Repairman thanked his lucky stars that the fan he brought was heavy enough to help them dangle on the windowsill. He looked down, past Marie clinging onto him for dear life, past the shaking Cat Slime in her arms, and saw that it would have taken a rather long time to get back up.

He grunted, hoisting himself up just enough to reach the fan’s power button.

A click, and then a continuous whirr. They would be able to climb back into the manor safely.

“…Right, let’s just…let’s just fix the Wall and go to a place advertised as a haunted house, shall we?”

Marie and Cat Slime nodded, and followed the Repairman as he waved the fan every which way, and they proceeded to the break.

“Yes, I know the actual Catbert might have done that, but that’s no excuse…”

*guilty squeaks*

((Decided to show a prank of Cat Slime going too far this Halloween. Hopefully, I’ll get a chance to show misadventures this trio has this October…))

“…Can I have my bow back, please?”

“Huh? OH! Here! Now, let’s go get cleaned up! I hear Scrub-Niggurath is giving a discount to bloblike creatures this week!”

[[And so the belated and not-well-done conclusion to the Blended arc is here. Keep in mind, if we had threads or ask chains going prior, we can continue those if you like!]]

A Simple Solution

“…You want us to what?”

“Just pull ourselves separate.“

The Repairman pinched between his eyes.

“Look, we tried moving separately with Kit…”

“Exactly! We just need to be a bit more forceful!”

“…No…”

“Do you have a better idea?”

“…Well, how about using a knife to painstakingly get your paint and my ink separate, or maybe evaporate ourselves, or…?”

He sighed.

“Getting pulled apart it is.”

* * *

“Now, then, you’re clear on what we’re doing?”

The blended duo looked at the large tree that stood before them, and the absurdly huge wind-up elephant that the Repairman set up.

“Right…” Marie mused, “So one of us holds onto the tree, and the other one holds on to the elephant, until we’re finally split?”

“More or less. Now…” the Repairman began. It was still a challenge to admit his sister would be better in some respects, but he was trying. “…Y-you’re the stronger of us, so keep your grip firmly on that tree, okay?”

Marie nodded, and the blob got into position, with one arm wrapped several times around one of the massive roots, and the other winding the elephant up.

“Uh, Repairman?”

“Yeah?”

“Where…did you get a life-sized elephant toy?”

“Oh, that’s a funny story. It all started when–”

Too late. The elephant was moving, and the Repairman threw all of his energy into hanging on to its leg. Both blot and spatter felt themselves stretching. One half of the blob was becoming blacker. The other half was becoming bluer. Slowly but surely, it looked like the plan was working.

Then the Repairman’s grip began to slip. The two were seconds away from snapping back together.

NO!” he grunted, pulling a huge horseshoe magnet from his hammerspace. This was not going to be his fault!

The stronger pull towards the metal toy, however, had other ideas. Marie’s grip never loosened, but the tree began to. As the Repairman focused on stretching them apart, Marie looked up in dread as the tree began to topple.

TIMBER!” she screamed.

“Wha…?” the Repairman began, as the tree was about to land on them.

WHAM!

Adjusting

Once the two of them moved back to the crack in the Wall, the Repairman and Marie carefully opened the red toolbox. It still flipped open far faster than he would have expected. Even the cart was lighter when they pulled it over; it barely resisted at all, and they actually had to stop it before it plowed into them.

“Eugh, what happened here?!” the Marie half exclaimed, looking in. “It’s a mess!”

“Well, it works,” the Repairman half said defensively. “As long as I get my tools out, it’s fine.”

Marie grumbled, but watched as they somehow dug a hammer, several boards, and plenty of nails out of the incomprehensible pile inside the box. She could have sworn they put their hand way further into the toolbox than was possible…

No matter. They still had a Wall to fix. They moved to the crack, held one of the boards up, and…

“Hey! I got this!”

“W-what?” Marie asked, dropping the board. It landed softly in the sand.

“I got this! Just go and…keep…”

He stopped, feeling his sister’s quiet anger. He sighed, realizing how stupid what he said was.

“…Just…I got this, okay?”

Marie rolled her eyes. Fine, fine. Not allowed to do her job even when stuck to her brother? It was fine. No, really.

The Repairman tried to lift the board back up, but his arms felt heavy all of a sudden. He could barely get a grip on the board, much less pick it up.

“H-hey, you don’t have to hamper me!”

“I’m doing nothing,” Marie said, bringing the amalgamation’s hands up defensively. “You told me you got this, so…”

“Ha ha. Yeah, don’t think I don’t see what you’re doing…”

“For the last time, I’m not replacing you!”

“Why else would they send someone to compete with me?”

“…If I wanted to replace you, why would I try to get you out of the blender? Why would I even risk…this…happening?”

The blended blob shook, and the Repairman could feel tears on them. He was silent for a while, staring at the board.

“…You know,” he finally sighed, “if we’re stuck together like this, I guess…I could use the extra hand…”

He looked at their right arm, and how it had two “hands” at the end.

“…Th-thank you for trying to save me from that…”

The board could not have been held back into place faster if it was given ten energy drinks.