((Feel free to respond to this! Oh, and happy April Fools in advance.))
Because buckets are the s*** thats why, you lil oil blob! Now that I have you hostage inside a bucket atop a door, you have no choice but to answer my questions.
Hmm. I shouldn’t have called you a lil oil blob I apologize that’s rude.
Also, I am ink, not oil. Thanks for understanding.
How come there’s a crack in the universe fix it ughughughughugh.
No need to mock me for my possible lack of qualification.
I was literally made to do the job, but that doesn’t mean I had any formal training or easing into it. Like I said, there’s only so much one blob can do. Heck, I often dislike my job. Can’t even remember why I do it…
((Feel free to respond to this! Oh, and happy April Fools in advance.))
Because buckets are the s*** thats why, you lil oil blob! Now that I have you hostage inside a bucket atop a door, you have no choice but to answer my questions.
Hmm. I shouldn’t have called you a lil oil blob I apologize that’s rude.
Also, I am ink, not oil. Thanks for understanding.
How come there’s a crack in the universe fix it ughughughughugh.
No need to mock me for my possible lack of qualification.
((Feel free to respond to this! Oh, and happy April Fools in advance.))
Because buckets are the s*** thats why, you lil oil blob! Now that I have you hostage inside a bucket atop a door, you have no choice but to answer my questions.
Hmm. I shouldn’t have called you a lil oil blob I apologize that’s rude.
Also, I am ink, not oil. Thanks for understanding.
“We were just curious about this strange crack in the universe. We did not mean any harm by it.”
I thought I was the only one who could.
“Records show that the strange happenings have been going on for approximately a month… we get our orders on paper… sometimes. To be honest, in the war, mostly the local sergeant takes command to defend.”
But that’s, of course, assuming this organization of yours has been in action for less than a year…
“We were just curious about this strange crack in the universe. We did not mean any harm by it.”
I thought I was the only one who could.
“Unfortunately, whatever is causing this crack is creating problems on our Earth, specifically, Earth-271.”
What kinds of problems?
((I completely forgot about what Earth 271 was actually. Damn, I read too many comic books.))
“Soldiers that were KIA or otherwise dead, from our era, and all eras before… they’re coming through. The dead are coming back to life, and they’re not happy. By the way, they’re not zombies. I mean fully alive.”
Also, how to you get your orders? I may have to give you an….uncomfortable truth….
Siblings-a-Fixin' 