Psycho giggled with maniacal glee as the Breaker peeled open layer after layer of tape
I pulled Psycho aside and hissed “What’s in that damned box??”
He said, with a mischievous glint in his eye, “just a little something to keep him occupied for a while!”
The Breaker FINALLY got to the very last layer, revealing……a Chinese finger trap?
As soon as he touched the finger trap, picked it up to examine it, his fingers.. or what I presumed was his fingers..got trapped on either end.
-Smartass
As the Breaker picked up the finger trap, he wondered if this was extra wrapping for that remote. How irritating. He put a psuedofinger in one end of this wrapping to peel it off when…it got stuck. Oh well, he had another hand, maybe he could just use the other end and…
Nope. That hand was stuck, too.
The Repairman found himself stifling some very weasel-like laughter as he watched his Nega doppelganger try to pull his fingers back out. He tried desperately to contain it, but soon a few quiet “Heh’s,” followed by several loud, rapid “HA’s” came rushing out of his mouth.
The Breaker glared at the group as he stopped his half-hearted struggling. He moved his arms downwards and sprouted two more.
“Oh, you think that’s funny, huh?”
He pulled out an enormous wooden mallet, but he didn’t seem to be looking at the group of weasels anymore. He seemed to be looking at the audience…
With one hand, he readied his mallet, while the other tried to pull at the finger trap along with the other two. Bah. If only he didn’t have to walk to get his box cutter.
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