And why can’t I get out of here?
((Feel free to respond to this! Oh, and happy April Fools in advance.))
Because buckets are the s*** thats why, you lil oil blob!
Now that I have you hostage inside a bucket atop a door, you have no choice but to answer my questions.Hmm. I shouldn’t have called you a lil oil blob I apologize that’s rude.
Also, I am ink, not oil. Thanks for understanding.
How come there’s a crack in the universe fix it ughughughughugh.
No need to mock me for my possible lack of qualification.

I was literally made to do the job, but that doesn’t mean I had any formal training or easing into it. Like I said, there’s only so much one blob can do. Heck, I often dislike my job. Can’t even remember why I do it…








