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“On to Ancient Whittleton then!” Sparky cheers, ushering the group outside and setting a course southwest. “So Whittleton’s one of the oldest cities in New Hyrule, but it’s also grown a lot. Apparently it’s still considered a smallish city, but it’s way bigger than anything I’ve ever seen in my life! I think the population’s like 30,000 or something like that. Anyways, since it’s so old it has like these semi-circular bands of different architecture styles, getting older and older as you approach the old train station.”

Sparky pointed out the buildings as they walked, which had already shifted from the plaster covered modern types to stone bricks and wood siding, although the style was still modern enough to not feel out of place. 

“The old train station I used isn’t in use anymore- none of them are, actually. As New Hyrule developed, the people started building around the Spirit Tracks, and they even had to lay some new rails in some areas. Those ones aren’t magical, of course, so they have to maintain them. But anyways, eventually there was enough train traffic that using the old stations became dangerous. They’re right on the tracks and there isn’t a siding rail for other trains to go around them. Also they were small and intended for single passenger or freight cars, which was terribly inconvenient after a while.”

By now the buildings had gotten smaller and more rustic looking. Most of them were made of wood siding, although the occasional building used split logs instead. Vio had silently pointed out a sign earlier designating the area a historic neighborhood, and indeed most of the buildings were houses rather than businesses. The streets were also narrower, obviously a more recent edition, and there were no concrete sidewalks, but rather stone paved paths between the street and the fenced in yards, which had flowers and shrubs spilling outwards from them. 

“So to solve that problem, they built new train stations on the newer tracks, nice and big with siding rails and everything. I actually like them a lot, they’re very handsome looking. Aboda’s station is probably my favorite, but I might be biased because that’s my hometown…” Sparky chuckled, cheeks turning just a little bit pink. “Anyways, here we are! Whittleton as I knew it! These aren’t the original buildings, those rotted away ages ago, but they did a really good job reconstructing it!”

Sparky led them through a circle of trees into a clearing, and spread his arms wide to show off the village that was so dear to his heart. There were a handful of buildings that looked like enormous, hollowed out tree stumps with wooden porches and doorways and windows attached or carved into them. In the southwest corner of the village, secluded by a stand of cedar trees was a tent-like structure covered in canvas and painted with bright colors. Were the Repairman able to read the various signs in Ancient Hylian scattered about, he would have known that this building was the general store. Charming gardens overgrown with grass and wildflowers were scattered among the houses, and piles of timber were located near a wooden porch-like structure. Just beyond the structure the Spirit Tracks could be seen once again, which meant that it had to be the ancient train station. 

Sparky clasped his hands behind his back, rocking forward on his toes a little bit. 

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“So, what do you think? New Hyrule’s come a long way huh?”

“It sure has,” the Repairman replied appreciatively. He gawked at the progression between modern Whittleton and Old Whittleton with the respect only a craftsman could have. The sight of all this architecture…!

He ambled around, in awe of the small, yet charming, replica of old Whittleton. The Repairman didn’t normally tour, mostly focusing on his job and immediate interactions, but this was truly fascinating!

He finally had a good look at the Spirit Tracks, now that they were mentioned. As his cart was currently in his hammerspace, the glow from before began to seep out from behind his back.

“So no one uses these trac–” he began to ask, before noticing the glow.

He pulled it out and finally looked inside his toolbox for what was causing it.

One of the magic-sensitive items he pulled out was an orange wand, with a simple ball at the end, labeled “Arcanometer.” It was glowing awfully bright.

“Apparently a pretty powerful set of tracks,” the Repairman remarked, before setting the wand back in and pulling out a small, cat-shaped slime. He figured the Cat Slime might want to look around, too.

As he set his pet to the side, stroking his little head, he closed the toolbox up again.

He stopped, staring at the lid for a moment.

“…Not usually this quiet…” he muttered, looking towards the top of his own head in mild concern. The Cat Slime squeaked questioningly.

He shook himself, and started to gawk again. While the Repairman had at least some experience with other languages (Spanish, Japanese, Webdings, Russian, etc.), he had little knowledge of Ancient Hylian. After a moment of looking at them, he turned to Sparky.

“…What was this place for?” he asked, curious.

Light shot his impudent descendant a glare that could have melted the polar ice caps.

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“I most certainly did not attack cuccos for fun! I told you it was an accident!”

Sparky floats over to the Wall, inspecting the gaping hole that was now in it. He happened to notice the three faces on the other side and gave them a friendly wave.

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“Hello! They sure are taking their sweet time fixing this thing, huh?”

Blue grumbles, stomping over to the elder hero and yanking him by the wrist back from the Wall. Green and Vio had already given him the run down over what behaviors you should avoid where it was concerned.

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“Cut it out Sparky you’re making it worse! You’re the oldest here you’re supposed to set an example, geez!”

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“Awww but when else will the break be big enough to say ‘hi’ through? You’re such a meanie Blue!”

“Ah,” the Repairman nodded, more flattered than anything else to be compared with something from a set canon. “I…guess we could see what could be causing issues…?”

“No, no, it’ll be fine,” the Repairman replied to Art’s offer to fix it, a little too quickly. “I got it.”

I waved back to one of the few Links I actually played as before. What a cheerful kid! I looked forward to the rest of the new Hyrule tour–

Oh, right. The Wall. *ahem*

The Wall was definitely suffering for this. The cracks and tiny holes went up about a story.

And the Repairman’s light turned bright enough to give himself a headache. He struggled to grab his tool cart and get over there NOW!

He didn’t even care who did it or what happened anymore. All that concerned him for the moment was fixing the one thing he was made to maintain and was very important (for some reason).

He pulled some of a very long ladder from one of the toolboxes and leaned it up against the Wall. He ignored everything around him as he clambered up the latter, intent on making sure this was not where he failed.

fight me! (pick a green guy)

Well, this was a fine how-do-you-do.

The torch the Repairman lit must have been best left unlit, because Quarters just gave him a heart attack over it, saying in an over-the-top spooky voice that he was here to “avenge the hero who you had slain”.

Quarter’s laughter at the Repairman’s turning pale was short-lived, however, as the Repairman, in a desperate attempt not to get haunted, pulled out an old vacuum cleaner and aimed it at the bewildered ghost.

In no time at all, several of the Green Guys got involved in the panic, trying to dislodge Quarters, stop the Repairman, and decipher both “combatants’” babbling screams.

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“A poe? Where?… oh.” Blue hmmed a little as his gaze settled on the Repairman. “Oh, he’s not a poe. For the record, they’re usually too far gone to listen to even us, anyways.”

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Light rolled his eyes at his descendant. “Perhaps if you were a bit less impulsive and didn’t assume the worst out of every stranger you meet, you’d have known that.” 

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“Hehe, I think everyone was just a little too um, energetic about this whole thing. Except Blue, for once Blue was the calm and reasonable one, haha.”

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“What’s that supposed to mean, punk?”

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Sparky completely ignores the irate Hero. “So how about we just start over and introduce ourselves properly, ok?”

The Repairman sighed in relief as “Art” sputtered back to life. He wouldn’t have to worry about any “resets” or “bad endings” or “vengeful ghosts behind him.”

“Yeah, I’m not a….” he chimed in, before realizing something, “what is a Poe, anyhow?”

At Sparky’s suggestion, he took a deep breath, before saying, “All right. I’m the Fourth Wall Repairman, and I was just here tonight to fix a break that someone had to…”

He coughed.

“I mean, that’s been under some stress lately. I haven’t been waking your friend up.”

He winced as the lawnmower, left unattended, plowed roaring into a wall.

“…Now, we don’t know for sure that that woke her up…” he attempted, giving a desperate smile as he knew that wasn’t helping his case, “…But I’ve only been here tonight.”

*distressed ghost noises*

“Art! Aaaaaaaaah INKY GO FIND SOME HEART FRUITS!!!”

“The grass! Go cut the grass!”

Blue just zips off to places unknown, returning a minute later as a wolf carrying a potion in his teeth, muttering telepathically about why he’s always the one running to get potions for incapacitated living Heroes and scaring the living daylights out of shopkeepers. He sets it down by the Repairman and returns to ghost form.

“Here, have him drink that!”

At Light’s screams, the Repairman jumped, flinging the roll of gauze quite some ways away.

He turned around in an instant.

“Heart fruit, got it wheredoI–?”

He wasn’t about to question cutting the grass to find some heart fruit, so he nodded and pulled an already-running lawnmower out of his toolbox and got to work.

Occasionally, a k-thunk sound could be heard over the roar of the mower, and it would spit something out. The Repairman would either cradle it if it was a heart, or just drop it if it wasn’t.

By the time he had about fifteen hearts, a wolf approached him with a red potion. When it turned out to be Blue, the Repairman snatched the bottle up.

Of course!” he said to himself. Red potions were always good, right?

He dashed back to the physical Link and took a second to frantically look back and forth at the hearts and the potion. Which one would…?

No time! He stuck a funnel in “Art’s” mouth, dumping both the heart fruits and the contents of the bottle into it.

“Okay, c’mon, wake up, you shouldbeplentyhealthynow…” the Repairman rapidly begged, before descending into incomprehensible gibberish and finally falling silent.

Link and Zelda finished gathering their things and were walking out the door just as the ghosts and inkblot’s discussion reached the kinds of instruments he didn’t play. 

“The bass. The instrument you’re thinking of is the bass guitar.” he commented offhandedly, turning to face the voices and looking completely bewildered when he found no one there. Vio and the other Heroes froze in place, eyes wide in a deer-in-the-headlights fashion. They all clamped their mouths shut, not even daring to breathe for fear of being caught again.

“Who are you talking to?” Zelda asked, looking at her friend like he had his shirt on inside out or something. Link scanned the room one more time, his gaze even resting on the spot where the ghostly Heroes and their companion were standing, then turned back to Zelda and shrugged. Sparky and the others let out a very muffled sigh of relief. They weren’t quite in the clear but at least he hadn’t seen them.

“I dunno. I thought I heard someone… stupid finals, I think my lack of sleep is catching up to me!” he said. Zelda chuckled, shaking her head and linking arms with her best friend.

“Come on, let’s go home. Your paper’s done right? I think you can probably afford a nap.” she said, gently tugging Link along.

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Once the two friends had completely exited the room, Sparky let out a groan, dramatically slumping against the wall.

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“Ugh, that was close! That’s what I was afraid of… he hears us sometimes when we talk too much around him. He hasn’t seen us yet, and it doesn’t happen often enough for him to really think anything of it, but, yikes!”

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“Anyway… uh, well there’s still a lot of cool places to see in New Hyrule! We could go to one of the Temples, although now that I think about it the Ocean Temple might be a bit hard to get to because that over-water section of the Spirit Tracks is hardly ever used anymore, and literally no one uses the underwater section. Probably because the Spirit Train’s the only train that can go there without flooding, I guess, and of course people don’t just drive around the Spirit Train.” Sparky rambled, unaware that he was going off on a tangent about trains again. Vio politely cut him off with a touch to his arm, and turned to address the Repairman. 

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“How about we head back to the train station and pass through that reconstruction of Ancient Whittleton they have? I think that would be neat to see, and it’s in a different direction than Link and Zelda are going if they’re heading home now, so we won’t have any more mishaps.” he chuckled, rubbing his arm a little in embarrassment. 

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“Haha, don’t beat yourself up, Vio, it’s ok! Plus, you’ve got nothing on Wind and Time’s record… I think between the two of them they’ve practically had a full hour long conversation with the kid by now!”

“Oh, yeah, thank y—”

And then the Repairman realized that wasn’t the ghosts talking. He turned to see the current Link looking right at them. He froze just as the ghosts did.

He sighed in relief as Link failed to spot the group.

“Yeah,” he remarked, “good thing he didn’t look down.”

He doubted very much that a living hero in a video game universe would be too keen on seeing a blob in his school.

“Uh, sure,” the Repairman replied, “Whittleton sounds good.”

He still wasn’t fond of being in any aquatic temple. Not with a liquid body.

“Also, you’d be surprised how often ghosts almost get caught like that.”

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“They sure are cute, aren’t they?” Sparky whispered, trying not to interrupt the song. “We’ve been earthbound for a while, so we’ve gotten to watch them grow up. They’re pretty much always this adorable, I really hope they figure out how much they like each other soon!” he said, still watching Zelda as she twirled and leaped, at one point cursing the carpet that had caused her to stumble. 

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“Yeah, they’re cute, but don’t be fooled, they’re a pair of scamps. That girl is definitely Wind’s and Tetra’s descendant. She has this one family friend that the two of them are always pulling a prank on- one time they managed to sneak into his house and turn his dresser inside out! At least all the pranks are pretty harmless.” Green snickered. By this point the two friends had reached the part of the song where Zelda had gotten stuck, and Link was trying to recall what exactly his thoughts had been when he’d written it. Zelda nodded at the explanation, pursing her lips as she considered the choreography, and ran through several iterations of poses and tumbles before she settled on something that suited her. They started running through the whole song again so that Zelda could see how well her new choreography fitted with the rest of the routine. 

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“They’re so talented!” Sparky gushed, unable to contain his affection for the boy that was his successor and the girl that was his descendant. “Zelda’s been a dancer for years now, and she’s so naturally graceful and so well suited to it! I love watching her… she used to ice skate too but apparently she decided she hated the cold. And Link, well he’s pretty much a musical prodigy- that kid’s been making music ever since he figured out that an armful of pots and a spoon could make a song. I’ve lost count of how many instruments he plays… I think he owns like… six? seven maybe? I think the only music class he doesn’t do is choir, which is a shame really, because he has a nice voice!”

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“It’s probably because he considers that more his brother’s thing, same as why he doesn’t really play that… what’s it called… um the one that looks like a guitar but with four strings and the pitch is lower.” Vio interjected, a sad sort of smile on his face. “Anyways, we should probably go and leave them alone now… usually we’re invisible unless we show ourselves to someone on purpose, but we have stronger tie to Link because we’ve all got the Hero’s Spirit, so the possibility that the invisibility might slip is a bit high. Plus it looks like they’re wrapping up now-” he pointed out the two friends who had finished their impromptu practice session, verbally hashing out a few of the leftover kinks in the program while they gathered their things. “-and I don’t know how likely they are to see you. They’ve got enough to worry about later, I don’t think they need to be burdened with the knowledge of the Fourth Wall just yet.” Vio flinched as he heard a tiny cracking noise somewhere behind him, and turned around to see that he had indeed put a new, tiny crack in it. A quick glance around the room told him that at least no one else had noticed the results of his blunder. He smiled sheepishly at the Repairman “Ah, sorry… I forgot not to mention it directly…”

The Repairman kept bobbing as he listened to the ghosts.

“Yeah…” he admitted to Sparky. They really were kind of cute together!

He stifled a chuckle as the pranks were being described, and nodded to agree with Sparky. The kids sure had the talent. As a Toon, he had to at least bob to any music that was above decent.

“Wow, that’s quite a bit,” he said, impressed. It was expected of some Toons to know most instruments, but he didn’t know that Links were known for playing music, too. He just presumed they shot magic bolts, swung swords, and not much else during their adventures.

“You mean a cello?” asked the inkblot, who was not expected to know his instruments.

The Repairman just shook his head and stuck a wad of ACME Pre-Chewed Bubblegum into the new crack in the Wall.

“Yeah, we should probably get going,” the Repairman replied, “but, uh, where to?”

Oddly enough, he still wasn’t getting any other alerts on the Wall. Must be a slow day…

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“…Huh.”

He would have to remember that. Maybe not cement and staples, but rocksneeded to go into Fourth Wall cracks.

Immediately, he realized the problem with this and shook his head. Nah, that would make things worse.

“Um,” he started, considering the options. Definitely not the underwater temple (not with an inky body)…Oh, gosh, several neat-sounding options. But did Sparky say…

“…New kid?” he asked. “You mean, a new hero?”

It would actually be kinda nice to see the new guy. Besides, it might help if the “flesh-and-blood” incarnation knew about the Wall, too…


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“Yeah, the new kid’s the next Hero! He’s actually the reason we’re all haunting the mortal plane right now… we’re supposed to help him later. Apparently he’s going to try to break the curse that’s been causing Ganon and Vaati and all those crazies to try to take over the world!”

Sparky puts a hand on Green’s shoulder, trying to get the energetic Hero to calm down a bit.

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“When he finds out about the curse, that is. Don’t forget he’s not supposed to see us yet!” Turning to the Repairman he clarifies “He hasn’t exactly had his ‘calling’ yet, so if you want to get technical he’s not the Hero yet. He could still say no, but we’re sort of chosen based on the fact that we wouldn’t, so, you know. He’s the new Hero.”

Sparky leads them to the nearest train depot, showing the Repairman a spot on a train heading for Whittleton where they can all hitch a ride without falling off. They could walk, but it was sort of far and he didn’t know how fast the ink blot could move. That and he just really liked being on a train.

Nearly an hour later the train pulled into Whittleton, and the group disembarked and the Heroes started looking for their charge. A brief glance at the time told them that he ought to still be at school, so Sparky led them north from the depot. They arrived just after classes let out for the day, but before they could curse their timing Vio recalled that Link usually stayed late on this particular day of the week to walk home with Zelda later. A brief reconnaissance of his usual haunts found him and his best friend in the music building.

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“Heh, yeah.”

As a pretty typecast Toon, the Repairman understood that there wasn’t much point fighting what you were born/made to do.

As they went through the campus, looking for the new Link, he tried to slink closer to the walls, though there was little point (most students seemed too busy leaving to notice anyway).

As they followed the pair (the Repairman could have sworn he should be knowing the woman), he couldn’t help to be in awe at how adorable the two friends were together. These were definitely the stars of the show, so to speak.

And then Link started to play a melody. Toony instincts kicked in, and the Repairman obliviously began bobbing along to the tune [[Link for those that haven’t heard it]]. All the while, he kept watching, wondering where this was going.