You probably don’t recognize me because I didn’t bring my crash helmet…

I don’t think I built that feature in…

((Thanks to all who are following me, and sorry I’m 2 followers late!))

A Perilous Situation

askthefwrp:

cosmiccsans:

atomicteacher:

askthefwrp:

atomicteacher:

askthefwrp:

atomicteacher:

atomicteacher:

askthefwrp:

And why can’t I get out of here?

((Feel free to respond to this! Oh, and happy April Fools in advance.))

Because buckets are the s*** thats…

So. What if I helped one blob keep characters from seeping through that Crack and time distortion at bay?

By the way, as far as job applications go, this has got to be the strangest.

I was specifically born to perceive a lot of things.

askshinko

Seriously, why?

Make yourself into a cat!

asksarahndippity:

supercleaveland:

nannercoco:

triisoup:

ceeberoni:

madamekotty:

hemotrip:

sapientpawnkeeper:

roguehearted:

Go nuts!

I feel like this is what the internet’s ultimate purpose is. owo

me n osi ayyy

I’m a stripe kitty meow meow

a legitimate effort this time.

“Hold the fuck up, nyan.”

I’m not a cat but here’s my ghost cat character, Pokato!

Finally! Now I can be a cat too!

Could someone please tell me how you pick your equipment up with paws???

A Perilous Situation

cosmiccsans:

atomicteacher:

askthefwrp:

atomicteacher:

askthefwrp:

atomicteacher:

atomicteacher:

askthefwrp:

And why can’t I get out of here?

((Feel free to respond to this! Oh, and happy April Fools in advance.))

Because buckets are the s*** thats…

So. What if I helped one blob keep characters from seeping through that Crack and time distortion at bay?

By the way, as far as job applications go, this has got to be the strangest.

A Perilous Situation

objblogs:

295whatever, askthefwrp, asokkalypsenow, bakashisenpai, carlpalmer, @father-to-son-and-daughter, pinkunicornofdeath, secretagentsplat, theblondpug, thisaccountillonlyuseonceortwice

PUPPIES

Well, with the number of things I’ve hit my head on, this isn’t too much of a stretch.

((Thanks, objblogs! You know how to impress a blob blogger!))

Have you ever met a different repair man?

You’d think you would hear more about their masterful construction work…They taught me everything I know!

It’s not edible, though…So I guess you’re outta luck.

Okay, mod, I know it’s Easter, but… seriously? *crash* Great, now look at what you made me *crash* !@#$#$%$@!!!

((Happy Easter Weekend, folks!))

A Perilous Situation

atomicteacher:

askthefwrp:

atomicteacher:

askthefwrp:

atomicteacher:

atomicteacher:

askthefwrp:

And why can’t I get out of here?

((Feel free to respond to this! Oh, and happy April Fools in advance.))

Because buckets are the s*** thats why, you lil oil blob!
Now that I have you hostage inside a bucket atop a door, you have no choice but to answer my questions.

Hmm. I shouldn’t have called you a lil oil blob I apologize that’s rude.

Also, I am ink, not oil. Thanks for understanding.

How come there’s a crack in the universe fix it ughughughughugh.

No need to mock me for my possible lack of qualification.

I was literally made to do the job, but that doesn’t mean I had any formal training or easing into it. Like I said, there’s only so much one blob can do. Heck, I often dislike my job. Can’t even remember why I do it…