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Am I too late for the “fight me” meme?

[[Of course not!]]

The Repairman looked back and forth between the two rifts. His siren light was telling him there was a crack here in these catacombs, but only one. The other one must be part of this world. Hmm. After a moment’s thought, he shrugged, and began to pour cement into both holes. He figured, should Link come here, he would have something for the job anyway.

Little did he know that Link, indeed, was there. In the crack on the left, getting something.

The Repairman gave a self-satisfied nod as the cement hardened and became indistinguishable from the wall around it. He was about to turn and leave, when…

BOOM!

One of the cracks exploded and Link emerged, panting and looking for the one who nearly trapped him. Seeing the Repairman guiltily shrink back, he leapt at the blob and began to whale on him with his sword. The Repairman, meanwhile, struck back with a flyswatter. They were screaming “CHUNGUS!” and “I’M SORRY I DIDN’T–” respectively as the huge ball of unusually harmless violence rolled further into the dungeon…

“FIGHT MEEE”

The Repairman had to fix another hole in the Wall at Hyrule Castle, so he thought he’d stop by and see the Honorable Princess while he was there. She was in her library, again close to the break. There was something different about her though. She wasn’t being pulled towards reality. She was just standing there, calmly staring at the break.

O…kay. Clearly something was up. Luckily, she hadn’t seen him y—

“I know you’re there.”

fight me! (pick a green guy)

Well, this was a fine how-do-you-do.

The torch the Repairman lit must have been best left unlit, because Quarters just gave him a heart attack over it, saying in an over-the-top spooky voice that he was here to “avenge the hero who you had slain”.

Quarter’s laughter at the Repairman’s turning pale was short-lived, however, as the Repairman, in a desperate attempt not to get haunted, pulled out an old vacuum cleaner and aimed it at the bewildered ghost.

In no time at all, several of the Green Guys got involved in the panic, trying to dislodge Quarters, stop the Repairman, and decipher both “combatants’” babbling screams.