“Fourth Wall? What’s that? Why is it broken?”
He had too many questions and all the day to waste. But he didn’t notice that perhaps the Repairman had better things to do, and that he was making him lose his time.

As the cup began to speak, the Repairman realized his mistake. Immediately, there were questions asked aloud for all to hear. This was not good; the Fourth Wall doesn’t do well with attention, and the inkblot knew that perfectly well.

He began waving his hands frantically, rushing whispers of things like "No! Shh! Not here!“ But it was too late. Cuphead was openly talking about it. The Repairman put his head in his hands, hoping other Toons weren’t paying enough attention.

Whether it was intentional or not, he chuckled at the pun the inkblot made before telling him:

“It does no longer matter, our train is gone.” While he was considering any other options to get where they wanted, he noticed the blob fixing the crack he unintentionally left.

“What’cha doin’? ” he had a slightly mocking tone, but he seemed genuinely curious too; like if he didn’t know what he really did.

“Oh,” the Repairman said, evenly. “Sorry to hear that.”

He looked back at what could loosely be described as his handiwork (it was a slapdash job, after all).

“Oh, this? This is–”

He stopped, realizing he was amongst toons. Mentioning the fourth wall so openly was not a smart move. He pulled out a piece of paper and carefully rolled it into what would (hopefully) be an effective silencer.

Putting it up to where Cuphead’s ear would be, he whispered “I’m fixing the Fourth Wall.”

“Oh no oh no where did he go?” Without waiting for an answer, the blue cup got into the crowd, probably getting lost again.

The Repairman’s train was coming to the station, bursting with toons who, as soon as they opened their doors, they would hurry towards wherever they would want to go, but they would have to lump with the ones who were already in the station, creating an even more chaotic mass of zany diversity.

Despite this, the red cup could still be seen among the crowd, pouting at the audience. Not the crowd per se, the audience.

Oh, for the love of-

The Repairman took a deep breath. No big deal. This was to be expected; it was a Toon train station, after all. He could still make it to the train if he was fast. He dashed through the throng, making hurried ”‘scuse mes", “sorrys” and “COMING THROUGHs” as he went.

Finally, he found the crack in the wall, as well as its source. He quickly pulled out his trowel and slapped about a pint of cement on the crack, not even caring if it was a smooth fix or not.

“Quit the mugging, would you?” he said sarcastically, turning around.

“Oh.”

It was then that he saw who the offender was.

Is this gonna be a back-and-forth thing?  the Repairman thought.

Out loud, he said, “I saw your friend looking for you.”

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“Oh, he looks like me but – 3:17!? IT’S GOING TAH LEAVE!!!”

Leaving the inkblot in mid-air, he dashed through the crowd trying to catch the last train.

A few moments later, another cup person peeked through the crowd. He was pretty similar to the one the Repairman met before, except for a few physical differences and that he was blue instead of red.

“…Cuphead…?” he muttered.

The Repairman felt a slight shift, but he didn’t think much of it until he saw the cup man make his exit. Looking down, he quickly fell of his patch of air and landed face first on the marble. It smarted, but it was nothing he wasn’t used to.

He looked up to see someone with a similar mug to the character he had just met.

As this newcomer asked for “Cuphead,” the Repairman looked around, trying to remember which way the red one went. Hmm. He forgot how disorienting faceplanting was.

“Sorry," he finally said to the blue one, somewhat regrettably, "you just missed him. Said his train was going to leave.”

“Honestly I don’t think so. At this rate I’ll have to take the train without him! By the way, has it arrived yet?”

Without asking first, he lifted the inkblot up, above his head.

“Can ya’ see anythin’?”

“I don’t know, I’m not – WAUGH!”

The Repairman quickly found himself trying to make sure none of his liquid form got into his companion’s head. He did not want to find out what would happen.

Once he felt secure enough to look around, he looked up at the nearest clock.

“3:17,″ he said to the figure beneath him.

He then realized he could see everyone in the sea of Toons that surrounded them. Dogs, cats, mice, and more unusual creatures and animated inanimate objects were all around. The smaller Toons were seen deftly darting through the crowd, while bigger ones generally moved in straight lines.

“Say,” the Repairman remarked, looking back down at the cup man, “you haven’t told me what your friend looks like…”

[[Previously: http://ask-cuphead.tumblr.com/post/131752961285/this-seat-taken]]

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At first, Cuphead did not seem to pay attention to his new seat companion. Tapping his foot impatiently, he looked at his wrist, only to realize he was not wearing a watch.

“He is a friend”, replied, “we’re supposed to take a train to the port and we agreed to met here. He should have come here already! …Where are you goin’?”

“Oh, me? I’m just going on the Townsville Express to fix-”

He caught himself. A toon train station was no place to discuss the Fourth Wall.

“…A few things on there.”

He looked around. Gosh, even for a cartoony place, it was crowded. There was no chance the small inkblot would even be able to see past anyone at this rate, and he doubted his companion could, either. The Repairman silently thanked his lucky stars for the empty seat.

“…You think your friend could come through all this?” he asked, doubtfully.

“This seat taken?”

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“Well, it is taken, but I don’t think he’ll come anytime soon”

The train station was always crowded, which was unsurprising as it was somewhere in Toon Town (an empty lobby is seldom funny). The station housed all sorts; a man with a teacup for a noggin was likely the least surprising thing the Repairman had seen that day.

At any rate, he was happy to find a seat that was still open (for the moment, at least).

Sitting down, he looked at the clock. He still had time. Might as well make conversation.

“So…” the inkblot asked, “who’s ‘he’?”