The Repairman was not a complete stranger to Hyrule. He didn’t go there frequently, but he did pay a visit every now and again. He felt he at least had a decent grasp on this world.
Yet, he was surprised to find that duct tape apparently existed in this world. And was being used to fix the Wall.
The Repairman began to visibly redden as he began taking the duct tape down. One could barely hear him grumble “…tryin’ to take my job… duct tape… what a joke…”
He wondered who would constantly be breaking the Wall in Hyrule of all places. Clearly a bunch of charlatans, given their attempts to cover it up. The Repairman sighed, and made a mental note to get the cement, trowel, and some duct tape as he peeled off the so-called “handiwork” of some vandals.
Siblings-a-Fixin' 