[[Okay, so I’ve tried to get a Haunted House collab off the ground twice before, but I imagine I did it during bad times (people were too busy, etc.), so I’m bringing us the chance to build a summer haunted house!
Here are the rules:
– Each submitter is making one room for a haunted house. Your room can be funny, cute, scary, or anything in between, so long as you have fun and be creative!
– OCs, muses, and the like are not only allowed, but encouraged!
– This is not Ask/RP blog exclusive! If you’re an artist and you want to participate, please feel free!
– 900×900, please, for the sake of simplicity. No borders, either; I’ll worry about that.
– SFW only. Just because this is a haunted house doesn’t mean it’s the Rocky Horror Tumblr Show (as fun as that would be, I would rather have us do something everyone could enjoy, not just adults).
– Know that the final house will be shown from the side, and plan accordingly.
– Please put your piece in my submit box by June 30, or let me know if you need an extension.
“Yes! Youwillbeneedingofforksandknivesand-” Bowyetta suddenly shook several pieces of silverware out of her hair handing them over to Mr. Sir and Link. “Youmustbetryingofthis-”
Vinny, however, looked concerned by Bowyetta’s behavior. “Bowyetta, maybe you should eat something too… You’re not acting like yourself…”
“NonoBowyettaisnotbeingableto-”
It was then that Bowyetta suddenly coughed up quite a bit of smoke. Her face turned dark blue once she realized what had happened. This only happened when her internal fire started to get low…
“Now that Bowyetta is thinking about it, maybe she should be having of some. But, she will be waiting until sirs are finished first.”
The Repairman, being rather self-conscious about his blobby form, refrained from making a mouth for himself, instead opting to “absorb” the food where his mouth would be.
He made it a point to keep his plate away from the table. You never knew…
In any case, the Repairman and Cat Slime both smiled as they ate their share of the egg…thing (Cat Slime more so). It was melt-in-your-mouth, and quite flavorful!
They both tried dipping a bit into some queso, which the inkblot definitely enjoyed. Cat Slime, however, felt his cheeks turn red as the sound of a steaming kettle could be heard. He made a mad dash for the toolbox, where he proceeded to drink some water out of a seltzer bottle for a minute. The Repairman couldn’t help but chuckle a little at this.
The two were about to start on the omurice when Bowyetta coughed up smoke.
“…Are you okay, Bowyetta? You need to…?”
Cat Slime, however, wasted no time in rushing back to the toolbox and pulling out a large cookie jar. One with a variety of locks and chains on it. He handed it to the Repairman.
“Gotta make sure he doesn’t eat all of them at once,” the Repairman explained, his hands becoming a blur as he opened the jar. “Anyway, uh, here.”
Link stared at Bowyetta with a frown. Something was wrong. She was shaking and wobbling on her legs. The little hero jumped up and reached over to the mechanical girl, hoping he could support her before she possibly collapsed.
“Bowyetta? Hey, are you okay? Your face looks flushed.”
Once Repairman had handed her the cookie, Link helped walk Bowyetta to the table and sat her on a nearby chair. He couldn’t help but fret over his friend, she had been acting weird the entire time.
Meanwhile on the other side of the window was the muffled sound of mechanical grinding. Truthfully it was irritating, but after a moment the sound stopped. Beside the whiteboard appeared a cup full of some kind of… purple red liquid. Link stepped over to pick it up and look at its contents.
“It’s cold like snow.”
//Ya//
“Is this supposed to be for Bowyetta?”
//It’s a good idea to have fruits and juice alongside a high calorie snack when feeling an incoming burn out so the lag doesn’t come back to hit you.//
“What’d you put in it?” he asked, handing the drink to Bowyetta.
//Frozen blackberries, blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, cherries, mangoes, mint, and pomegranate juice. Stuff that’ll keep you full for a longer time.//
The little hero sat back down beside the robot, hoping to see some kind of change.
“Is the food helping at all, Bowyetta? If you need to lie down or something the bed’s all yours.”
“Oh, ah… Thanking of you muchly, you two.” Before Bowyetta could start eating, however, she found herself quickly whisked away by Link to sit on a chair. “This is really being okay, Mr. Link? Bowyetta did not mean to be worrying of everyone. Am thinking that she is having gotten a little too excited.”
She ate the cookie pretty quickly, and before long found herself presented with some sort of drink. “Oh, thanking of you muchly, Mr. Link.” She didn’t exactly know what was in it, but it did smell good, so she took a drink anyway. It was a little bit sweet and a little bit sour, but also oddly minty. “Am better feeling now, thank you. Bowyetta is apologizing muchly for worrying you all.”
Twilight frowned in concern at the strange sounds and behavior of Bowyetta. Or well, he couldn’t exactly frown with his impassive skeletal face, but he certainly looked worried. “You sound hungry, Miss Bowyetta. Do you want me to make some more? It doesn’t take long, I just have to send the others on a fetch quest again…” he crossed the room, kneeling in front of her to get a better look at her face, and the glowing blue orbs in his eye sockets narrowed slightly in concentration. She looked… flushed perhaps, since he wasn’t an expert on the physiology of robotic bow girls, but the cookie and juice seemed to be doing some good already.
Suddenly he realized that he was still a shade and the close proximity probably wasn’t welcome at the moment, so Twiight abruptly stood and backed away to give her space once more. His voice sounded almost sheepish as he added “Honestly, I should have made more to begin with, even if you aren’t judging I’ll bet you and Art and Miss Eclair would like to try the machaca anyways.” he turned to look over his shoulder at the other ghosts, Sparky rolling his eyes and Brown laughing and the two disappearing once more.
Now that things seemed to have calmed a little, since the panic of the cooking and Bowyetta’s exhaustion, the Repairman finally noticed something else about Twilight. He seemed to have gotten a skeleton.
“…Uh…hey…I just noticed the new body. It’s…something to behold,” he said, diplomatically. Maybe it was a work in progress…
Cat Slime, meanwhile, ignored everyone else and clambered up into Bowyetta’s lap. Yes, the omurice was calling his name, but his aunt needed him…
“Well,” the Repairman mused, “I could just order something for everyone after the cookoff is over. I mean, I’m not sure there’s enough food to go around…”
He realized how anachronistic this thinking was, and turned to Albie.
“I mean…” he explained, lamely, “I could…send a message and have someone send us more food pretty quick.”
He sighed.
“Anyway, we should probably finish everything before it gets cold. Let me know if you want anything delivered.”
Cat Slime, satisfied that his aunt was okay, happily bounced back over to the table, ready to taste-test what was left of the dishes.
I… thought we WERE joking…? *her previous grin turn into a frown* Wasn’t the point to all this to have fun? *she looked confused, had she hurt Blobert’s feelings somehow?*
“…Yeah…” the Repairman replied, laughing humorlessly. “I guess it is funny…”
He turned to leave, slowly shuffling before stopping to turn around. He looked about three seconds away from running away to quietly sob in a tent somewhere.
“Am I really…that one-note?”
*that hadn’t been the reaction she was expecting* One-? *realization hits her* nonononono! that’s not what I meant at all! No, you’re not one-note at all! *floats over to him, visibly upset as well* I’m sorry for the joke.
As Kitterah floated over to him, the Repairman was taking a few ragged breaths.
“I mean,” he mumbled, more to himself than Kitterah, “I k-know I was never the most complex T-Toon, and Idid nothing but fix the st…the stup…the Wall for decades, but I have developed, I have grown, I have…”
His words faded into unintelligible gibberish as he buried his head into Kitterah’s stomach, sobbing with comically oversized tears.
“Wait, wait, you’re gonna make us even tinier?!” Susumu started to panic. If she had been more than a few inches tall, she would’ve smacked the gun away from him. “We need to be bigger, not smaller!”
“Whoa, wait, what is she doing?!”
From the sounds of
it, something was up with Bonk. Maybe it had to do with what stopped
the Repairman from entering for a time, or what shrunk the whole group.
“Okay, okay,” he said, trying frantically to calm Beepsumu down, “slow down. Take me over there and we can figure this out…”
Beep scurried off toward the kitchen. “Look, you’ve probably already guessed but Bonk really isn’t happy with this situation. Not even Susumu’s magic is turning us back, and she’s trying to find the guy who did it… I can only imagine how scared Bowyetta and Susumu are…”
The state of the kitchen didn’t look too bad, except for a small piece that had been broken out of the door. “I tried to hold Bonk in the kitchen, but she got out when she crawled under the door. I know she’s somewhere in the house, but…”
The Repairman listened as he dashed over to the door, nodding solemnly. This couldn’t be fun for any of them…
“Hey, Bonk,” he called out, opening the door and looking all around, “You still in here? We can figure this out if you just…”
His voice trailed off, eyes widening as he saw something….
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“Wait, wait, you’re gonna make us even tinier?!” Susumu started to panic. If she had been more than a few inches tall, she would’ve smacked the gun away from him. “We need to be bigger, not smaller!”
“…No,” the Repairman replied, “I just got here. Though, now that you mention it, it took a bit longer to get here for some reason…”
He thought about it for a moment, but something else just grabbed his attention. He laughed.
“What can an itty-bitty Bonk do–”
He realized what he just said, and his face grew serious again. He began digging for the device again, this time more frantically.
“Took longer to get here? That certainly does sound suspicious…“ Susumu paused for a minute. “You mean, like something, or maybe someone, was trying to keep you out? I don’t know who that could be, but-“
Suddenly Beepsumu came in from the other room, looking frantic. “ShecrawledunderthedoorandIdon’tknowwhereshewentandIdon’tknowwhereBoyettaiseither-”
“Whoa, wait, what is she doing?!”
From the sounds of it, something was up with Bonk. Maybe it had to do with what stopped the Repairman from entering for a time, or what shrunk the whole group.
“Okay, okay,” he said, trying frantically to calm Beepsumu down, “slow down. Take me over there and we can figure this out…”
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