Maybe I’ll RP Today and its reprise No Wait Nevermind
What Was The Plot of This RP Again?
Fuck My Partner Deleted Their Blog
And the ever classic
I’m a Lazy Bastard
Starring everyone’s favourite
Nobody’s replied and its reprise Fuck everyone’s replied
Never forgetting the hit single
I’ve had these tabs open for days and haven’t replied to any of them
Rustbolt rolled his eyes. “Alright then.
Have fun I guess. I’m gonna go make, then chug, a gallon of coffee and
probably get drunk off of 4 cans of monster. If you wanna join me,
you’re welcome to.” Suddenly there was a rattling noise, and a can of
soda shot out of his ass at mach 4. It flew practically parallel to the
ground, and was out of sight in an instant.
“…Ignore that.”
“Okay, you have fun with–” the Repairman rolled his eyes dismissively, before a soda can flew off into the distance.
“…that…” he finished, watching the dust settle. It happened so fast, he didn’t even register what happened.
Shinko giggled sheepishly. “Well, that’s the thing. I was out in the backyard trying to practice by shooting at some soda cans. I was doing good, but then on the third can one of them went pew!“ To go with the sound effect, she moved her hand straight forward as if it were the bullet before curving up above her head to motion that it had ricocheted. “And it went above my head and I didn’t see where it landed, but I thought I heard a crack somewhere. So I just sorta… ran inside and put my rifle away.”
“That’s not a huge surprise. It seems like you have to have a shooting catastrophe every once in a while,” said Crystal as she sat down at the table, across from Shinko and the two blobs of ink.
Falcon slowly approached the table, placing the platters of sandwiches and fries down for a moment before heading back into the kitchen to grab some napkins and plates.
“Oooh, fancy fries! I love those!” Shinko exclaimed standing up on her chair to attempt to grab a handful before quickly retracting with an ‘ow!’.
“Careful, they’re still hot!” Crystal admonished the Toon girl as Falcon returned with plates and napkins, setting them in their proper places in front of everyone.
“Thanks Falcon. As always, your food is the best,” Crystal told him with a smile.
“Yes, thank you~!” Shinko chimed in, settling for grabbing a turkey and cheese sandwich instead and taking a big bite out of it.
Falcon simply sat down, nodding in response to their compliments. Just because he was shy doesn’t mean he was going to be rude to the two people he did know at the table.
The Repairman chuckled, then paused for thought.
“…Yeah, that’ll do it,” he said, before shaking his head. “Still, nothing that can’t be fixed.”
He knew that the lightest tap against the Wall was often enough to cause issues, so he didn’t really blame Shinko for such an accident. It happens.
Marie simply looked at her brother in astonishment. The Wall just got hit by a bullet and he was saying it was no big deal? How would…?
Their trains of thought were both distracted, however, as the smell reminded them how hungry they were.
“It looks good, Falcon!” the Repairman smiled, taking a sandwich gratefully. Marie followed suit, thanking Falcon as she took one, but not before looking to Shinko with concern. Since she seemed fine, Marie shifted her focus back to eating.
And what sandwiches they were! The Repairman’s pulled pork sandwich melted in his mouth, so to speak, and Marie’s chicken teriyaki caused her bow to sag in satisfaction. Both blobs beamed at Falcon as they “chewed”.
Alice was singing softly to pass the time, nothing fancy just a small song to fight away her boredom, but she stopped when she realized someone was approaching her. She’s never seen this blob before but she had a feeling that they might be an acquaintance of the Repairman.
“It was, i’m sorry if it wasn’t all that good to listen to. It’s been a while since I’ve sung anything or had a good practice.”Alice says smiling down at the other
“…No!“ Marie exclaimed, a little too quickly. “I mean, uh…it was pretty good…I liked it…um…”
The pink of her blush grew larger, and the center began to turn redder. She cleared her throat.
“…Yeah, I don’t mind at all,” she managed. Even hearing this Toon’s voice echoing through the halls, she felt her heart beating faster. Even the Repairman, who was absorbed in his work, was bobbing and swaying to the music.
Marie chanced a glance up at the singer. Oh gosh, her entire body was starting to turn pink at this point. That halo! Those eyes! That dress! She was one well-drawn Toon!
Quickly, she averted her gaze.
“So, uh…to whom…that is, who are…bluh, no…I mean…”
Her voice quickly lapsed into silence. Already she was messing this up! She sighed.
“…What’s your name?” she finally managed, lamely.
Beep’s eyes widened at the small pink piece of paper. “Oh my god, Mr. Sir,” was all she could say. “How- When- Why-”
She
turned away for a moment, unsure of what else to say. “You… You lost
your home too, didn’t you…?” she asked. She was silent for a minute,
before turning back. “Mr. Sir? Why don’t you live with us then? If you
need a place to stay, we’ve certainly got plenty of room for you and Cat
Slime.”
She was about to continue, but quickly turned back to the
TV when she saw Bowyetta walking back into the room, carry three cans.
“Bowyetta is having brought some of her favorite drinks!” She handed one
can to Beep and one to Mr. Sir, keeping the third for herself. “The
movie is about to be starting!”
“…I don’t know,” the inkblot said, taking a deep breath. “All I know is if I wasn’t a nobody before, I am now.”
He sighed.
“I didn’t have a home to begin with,” he shrugged, “but yeah, my toolboxes…decades’ worth of stuff…that’s all gone…”
He sniffed, and Cat Slime looked up in shock. He loved those toolboxes!
“…I don’t know,” the inkblot finally replied, “I just…”
He looked up in surprise as Bowyetta came back, quickly hiding the pink slip again. Cat Slime could barely hide his worry, but for his aunt, he would try.
The inkblot smiled as she handed him another drink.
“Thank you,” he said, pretending to be cheerful. Maybe he did just need to watch a film to clear his head…
[[Night, all!
I know I don’t usually do this (and most likely won’t again), but what better opportunity to say that the semester’s starting up again, so that may affect my RPing in the future. I apologize for any inconvenience. Good luck to all my fellow school-and-college-people!]]