One Wall in a Broken House, pt. 2

[[Yes, I know this is late, but darn it, I want to conclude this and get back into RPin’ generally, so bear with me please.]]

The Repairman looked back once he opened the door to the guest bedroom. He saw that Marie was holding onto the handle of the tool cart for dear life. Cat Slime had long since went and hid inside Marie’s toolbox. Even when he was packed away, the green toolbox was very obviously rattling.

The Repairman smiled sympathetically, remembering his first paranormal encounter, way back in ’47. He remembered how he was chilled to the metaphorical bone, and was completely unprepared for the specters that jumped out at him. And then there were the pratfalls…

He shook his head. He was starting to feel old.

“Aw, don’t worry, guys! Worst that’ll happen is some white sheet or other will pop out and make a kinda scary noise. There’s really nothing to worry about!”

Marie nodded slowly. The lid to her toolbox lifted, and the Repairman could see Cat Slime’s glasses peeking out at him.

The two of them tentatively moved forward, following the Repairman. Meanwhile, the inkblot was whistling in an effort to cheer them up a little, though all he accomplished was emphasizing how empty yet another dusty, ruined room was. That wasn’t to say, of course, that there wasn’t a sort of beauty (or at least a vague memory of beauty) to the room. Whoever once lived here clearly had the money to match their taste, with once-lush violet bedsheets and a massive frame that may have one time housed a mirror. There was even a very lavish painting of some very old people, torn into two, leaning against the old, asbestos-lined wall.

As the Repairman looked around in awe, Marie and Cat Slime’s eyes darted every which way, trying to steel themselves for a ghost going “boo!”

Suddenly, Cat Slime took one look up and leapt up onto Marie’s face, squeaking quietly and frantically pointing upwards. Marie followed his gestures, and could only whimper as she saw rows and rows of jagged yellow teeth, some of which had green or red goop dripping from them.

The Repairman’s eyes widened. He saw his family inside the mouth of a giant blue tube of a ghost, its hollow eyes revealing no emotion. Marie was holding Cat Slime tightly, and both were keeping their eyes shut.

He rushed in there, pulling them out before the ghost snapped its gargantuan jaw shut.

“NOW WHAT WAS THAT?!” the Repairman demanded, to everyone’s bafflement. “I was expecting ghost pranks, but THIS?! On Halloween, of all times, you try to EAT them?”

The ghost sat for a moment, mouth shut. Its meals didn’t usually talk back to it.

Marie and Cat Slime, meanwhile, slowly inched behind the Repairman. Once they were right behind him, they exchanged a glance and nodded.

“You think you can just snatch anyone up on HALLOWEEN of all days?! I’ll have you know–ACK”

The Repairman yelped as Marie picked him up, yanking him out of the way of a ghost bite.

“Oh, peachy,” the Repairman continued, “you won’t even let a rant slide–”

REPAIRMAN!” Marie shouted, running down the hallway with an inkblot and a cat-shaped puddle in tow. “CAN THIS WAIT?!”

“…”

The Repairman pulled out a disproportionately large fan and aimed it at the pursuing specter.

“Right, just get out of here, you! W-wait, I wasn’t talking to you, Mari–”

CRASH

The Repairman thanked his lucky stars that the fan he brought was heavy enough to help them dangle on the windowsill. He looked down, past Marie clinging onto him for dear life, past the shaking Cat Slime in her arms, and saw that it would have taken a rather long time to get back up.

He grunted, hoisting himself up just enough to reach the fan’s power button.

A click, and then a continuous whirr. They would be able to climb back into the manor safely.

“…Right, let’s just…let’s just fix the Wall and go to a place advertised as a haunted house, shall we?”

Marie and Cat Slime nodded, and followed the Repairman as he waved the fan every which way, and they proceeded to the break.

The Ziz- Waterbird Lore

kitterahsdollhouse:

(I’d like to preface this by saying if I’ve missed anything or you want something clarified, feel free to send in an ask! Also, if you like the Ziz and the Waterbirds and would like to make one, feel free! [and tag me cause I’d love to see])

There are four varieties of Ziz, the
Waterbirds, Raptors, Songbirds and Pygmies. They all live near the same
peninsula, with Waterbirds found wheeling about the air or swimming though the water
near the cliffs, beaches and small islands dotting the outer edges of the peninsula that they inhabit. There they create homes in caves on the cliffs or stone huts on the beaches and islands. The climate they live in is generally warm to mild year round due
to its low elevation, the climate is much like the Songbird’s forest, though the
cool ocean breeze keeps it from being as warm. Waterbirds form very small and
tight knit communities which are usually family based but are generally aloof to
other ziz, including other Waterbirds, and humans. Because of their size and
strength compared to other Ziz, Waterbirds are also sometimes called ‘Giants’.

Keep reading

altruisticartistry:

For those unaware because staff isn’t saying it

Tumblr was deemed too full of inappropriate content to be allowed to be downloaded from the app store.

It has this “inappropriate” problem because of rampant porn ad bot accounts. The old solutions were bots to detect image sets with nsfw content, the automatically enabled safe mode, tag filtering for mobile, and wide takedowns of nsfw bots based on words used (that’s why their messages are full of numbers and symbols, to evade this)

Tumblr released their own bot supposedly capable of wiping the ad bots, but it’s taking down many popular blogs, possibly due to sheer amounts of posting or sheer amounts of ad bots in their notes. This bot was likely rushed to be put out.

You are more likely to be accidentally flagged if you post external links, as well. If your acct is taken down you CAN get it back, but it’s a pain. E-mail tumblr support for help with this. It takes down side blogs with the main ones.

I’ll be halting posts for about a week or until this problem is fixed.

Tumblr account terminated

joeywaggoner:

masha-russia:

So this happened to me a few days ago, and I thought maybe sharing my experience could help someone if this happens to them in the future.

I was checking my Tumblr when suddenly I was logged out from it and given the usual Log In page. When I entered the details to access my blog, this appeared:

My heart skipped a bit. I tried to re-enter the details (maybe I got them wrong the first time), but no, the same message about Termination was shown. I typed my blog URL and got the

ominous

:

Same thing with my sideblogs.

So obviously I was very worried. I contacted the Tumblr support but didn’t get an answer for 48 hours, only an automated reply. I already started mentally saying goodbye to my blogs, my posts and all my followers, when finally I recieved their answer:

(In case you can’t see the picture, it says: 

Hello,
We’ve restored your account.
Thank you for bringing this problem to our attention. We’re sorry that it occurred, and we’ll do our best to make sure that it doesn’t happen again.
You should now be able to log in just fine with your email address and password.
Please let me know if there’s anything else I can help you with.

 My blog was restored and working normally. All my sideblogs were intact , and so were my posts and my followers. The only thing that was lost, is all the conversations by Messages. The people with whom you talked are still there, but all the history of the conversation is gone.

Alright so here is what you should do if this happens to you. Don’t panick like I did Click on the “contact support” link provided in the terminated window. Alternatively, go on Tumblr.com/support

Politely explain your situation – give your blog URL, your mail, tell what happened exactly. I understand that the situation can be upsetting, but the person who will read the message and try to help you isn’t directly responsible for the termination of your blog. And sending an angry message with insults isn’t the best way to get your blog back either. 

 Wait for the reply of the team. If you feel like it takes too much time (more than few days for example), try to fill the Help/Support form again. 

 Once the team is in contact with you, keep the polite tone. Normally if your blog didn’t go againt the Tumblr rules and policies, you should getit back like I did.

Voila 🙂 

This is slightly better news, but it still sucks that this is happening in the first place.

kalena-henden:

As you may have heard tumblr recently ‘killed the links’, making it so that any post that has any link on it (even if it links to tumblr posts or tags) will not show up in the /search/ function.

Well, I’ve got some GOOD NEWS for you. The /tagged/ function still works just fine. The bad news is the tumblr mobile app ONLY uses the /search/ function. The GOOD NEWS is the /tagged/ function has always displayed 33% more content than the /search/ function. Yup, you heard that right. If you were only using the mobile app, you were already missing out on TONS of content.

TAGGED VS SEARCH

/tagged/ function = tumblr.com/tagged/tag name

This is what most people refer to by ‘looking in the tag’. It only populates posts that have the tag name within the first 5 tags. If you’re posting alot, it will oftentimes only show your last 3 posts in a given tag to prevent you from spamming it. It’s very accurate.

/search/ function = tumblr.com/search/word

This searches all words in a given post, including the first 20 tags and the entire text of the post itself. The mobile app only uses the /search/ function and is missing 33% of what is available in the /tagged/ function. So if you only use the mobile app, you are literally missing 1/3 of what the fandom is posting. This is why I only use the more accurate /tagged/ function. Unfortunately, this is also referred to as ‘looking in the tag’ when it is not actually looking in the tag but ‘looking in the word search’.

I’ve actually avoided the /search/ function for years because of these problems. I only use the /tagged/ function but it is a bit harder to use on a mobile browser which is why I only look in the tags using my desktop computer. At least now you can still FIND all the content you might have missed.

TUMBLR JUST KILLED LINKS

silence-burns:

Yes, you read it right.

As of today, November 17, 2018, any post with links, any links, even to other tumblr posts, just don’t show up anymore in tumblr’s search engine.

I just found out about it, after I posted a fic with a link to my masterlist and it got little to no notes (it shuldn’t). I was right – the moment I deleted the links, my post magically appeared in the search again. Wow.

Please spread the word to warn the others.

HA:
oh, *ahem* yeah, um, of course. Well… *Their voice and posture take a
sheepish tone as they explain* I’m gonna be real with you, it’s kinda…
My fault. I invited a character into the studio, and, um, another
creator might have shown up as well, and it all went downhill from
there.

[the
Fourth Wall is in the same state of disrepair as it was as a result of
the aforementioned event. Some ink and flesh-colored goo bubbles up
through a crack with an especially nasty burping noise, as if in
testament to HA’s guilt]

REPAIRMAN: [Nods, humming] Yeah, I’ve had that happen to me before…

[Turns to see MARIE’S eyes widening, rolls his eyes and lets Cat Slime go]

REPAIRMAN: Yes, Marie, I have. It was…well, it was something, but nothing that couldn’t be fixed…

[Goo spatters down the Wall.]

REPAIRMAN: …Eugh, speaking of which. Marie, could you–

MARIE: Way ahead of you. [Pulls a ladder from one of the toolboxes and leans it against the Wall.]

[As REPAIRMAN climbs up the ladder and works on the Wall, with MARIE occasionally passing a tool or grabbing the wobbly ladder, Cat Slime grabs a tiny rag and starts wiping off the goo that got onto the ground. His looking up at HA betrayed his desire for praise, and possibly cake.]