[[Four headcanons starring some of your muses!
– Cat Slime has tried to convince Aggie to lift him up super high so he could earn fame by skydiving. Aggie remains unconvinced.
– Occasionally, the Repairman will try to explain an element of either Toon Physics or game mechanics (which he sees as a subset of Toon Physics) to Ace, with varying degrees of success.
– The Repairman once offered to relocate Galanthusâ snowdrop someplace safer. The fairy took one look at the tools shown and flat-out refused, no matter how much the Repairman insisted the flower would be fine.
– Songbird has tried to imitate the Repairmanâs usage of Toon Physics, and (after many injuries on the inkblotâs part as he tried to prevent her from hurting herself) he had to explain that she was the kind of Toon (again, in the Repairmanâs eyes) that that didnât work for.]]
-the reason Aggie remains unconvinced is he actually has a fear of (extreme) heights! He wants to look cool in front of Cat Slime though, SO HE MUST NEVER KNOW.
-Ace just has a hard time grasping that heâs supposedly a toon. Usually if he can do something itâs accidental.Â
-Songbird especially likes the âfall whistleâ and can sometimes be heard imitating it while diving (though itâs sung by her)
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- *When Mr. Sir does have time to visit the void, Beepsumu likes to discuss interdimensional mechanics and the multiverse with him.(Over âlunchâ, of course)
- Bowyetta wants to introduce Mr. Sir to her favorite TV show, Nise Suta Heishi!!, but has never actually asked if he likes cartoons.
- While Bonkakira considers Mr. Sir part of her crew, she⊠Is still very protective of the cutouts, and keeps them far away from him. Especially Mick.
- Medical often mistakes Mr. Sir for one of her own kind. Because of this she tries to show off to him by shaping herself in front of him.(This has not impressed him so far)*
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[[Four headcanons starring some of your muses!
– Cat Slime has tried to convince Aggie to lift him up super high so he could earn fame by skydiving. Aggie remains unconvinced.
– Occasionally, the Repairman will try to explain an element of either Toon Physics or game mechanics (which he sees as a subset of Toon Physics) to Ace, with varying degrees of success.
– The Repairman once offered to relocate Galanthusâ snowdrop someplace safer. The fairy took one look at the tools shown and flat-out refused, no matter how much the Repairman insisted the flower would be fine.
– Songbird has tried to imitate the Repairmanâs usage of Toon Physics, and (after many injuries on the inkblotâs part as he tried to prevent her from hurting herself) he had to explain that she was the kind of Toon (again, in the Repairmanâs eyes) that that didnât work for.]]
đ« *Do it with either the Misfits as a group, or with the Misfit of your choosing*
[[Four Headcanons for the Misfits as a group:
– The Repairman is not allowed anywhere near Bonkâs cardboard friends. Sheâs seen how hastily he works, and fears for their lives.
– The Repairman has been known to sing along with Bowyettaâs arrows, much to his embarrassment.
– The Repairman has tried to explain the difference between a crack in the Wall and a tear in the Void to Beepsumu, but unlike him, she sees them as one and the same.
– Cat Slime sees Medical as a sister, and the Misfits as eccentric aunts.]]
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ââŠWorst part is, I believed that hooey âtill, like, the ninetiesâŠâ
âBowyettaâ narrowed her eyes. Mr. Sir really expected her to wear these
things? âEh⊠Am not want~â She huffed. âIs not much practical for
Bowyettaâs rank~ Is not much attractive either~ Smithy will still not
much be wanting of Bowyetta~ No, Bowyetta is needing of HER pieces, Mr.
Sir~âShe started to look a bit nervous. âThis is really being
necessary~? Is not much comfortable~â She wouldnât admit it, but while
she was jealous of Bowyettaâs perfectly smooth and polished skin, the
rust had made her a bit soreâŠAs Bowyetta was searching for a way out, she didnât think to put on something to keep her feet from making noise.
Clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink
âBowyettaâ took notice of this rather quickly. âMr. Sir⊠Are you hearing of that~?â
âCome now,â the Repairman insisted, âsurely you could find new legs rather than used ones…And yes, Iâm sure this is…â
His eyes popped for a moment as both of them heard Bowyetta walking across the floor.
âWhat, that?â he asked, desperately trying to keep the fakeâs attention towards him. âItâs probably…just…wind…? …Water droplets….? A weather balloon…? No need to worry about it! Now, if you want, we can remove the rest of the rust later. How about cleaning up your hair…?â
The inkblot was really sweating now.
-random hug from Shinko! –
ââ!â exclaimed the Repairman as he was suddenly pulled into an embrace. His eyes swiveled until he saw a familiar face.
âOh, hey Shinko!â he said, hugging the girl in return. âHowâs the new world treatinâ ya?â
âOh, I can believe it,â he chuckled. Any kind of âhubâ for someoneâs creations was bound to be at least a little meta. Still, he was surprised that he only visited the one time. Or was he just not paying attention againâŠ?
He snapped out of this line of thought as Shinko told more about the town. It actually sounded pretty nice from what he had heard.
âI have a feeling Iâll be going there sometime pretty soon,â he nodded, âso Iâll have to do that then⊠But will you know if Iâm there? Is it a small enough town that youâd just know?â
Shinko pouted a bit, tapping at her non-existent chin.
âWell, itâs smallâŠish. But I think I can ask a few people to be on the lookout for you. They can text me if they spot you. Hopefully, Iâll be able to catch you if you visit! I mean, itâs not hard to miss a hard-working ink blob!â she giggled.
âHeh, yeah,â the Repairman chuckled. He felt a small bit of pride swell within him. He was hard to miss…Years ago, he would have prided himself on a lack of presence…how times changed!
He looked back up at Shinko.
âWell, I wouldnât want to mess up everyone elseâs workflow,â he said, uncertainly. Given his track record, that was likely to happen anyway, but still, he felt he should at least try to prevent that.
Hypothetical “Wrong Number” Text Reply from the Repairman
Rep: Okay, first off, I think you have the wrong number.
Rep: Second, this is a rotary phone. How the heck did you text this to me?
Rep: …
Rep: How the heck am *I* texting?!
Bowyetta didnât know how to respond to this. Ever since she was
forged, and all throughout her life in the Factory, everyone had wanted
her to change, to be like any normal Bowyer. Heck, she was almost killed
just because she was different. Beepsumu and Bonkakira were the first
people to really accept her for what she is. She never expected someone
like Mr. Sir to be so accepting of her.Tears started to stream
down Bowyettaâs face. She very carefully put her arm around the
Repairman.(she had no idea how strong she really was, after all) âMr.
Sir⊠Thanking of you muchly. All of Bowyettaâs life she has being told
to change. She was thinking that only Beepsumu and Bonkakira would ever
be accepting of her. But⊠She is still much being destructive. Are
certain you are liking of her?â
The Repairman wasnât sure how to take all this. All he could think of to do was to wrap his arm around her shoulder, looking at her sympathetically.
âHey now, trust me,â he chuckled, âIâve met more destructive folks than you. I mean, the house is still standing, isnât it? Heck, I thought Smithy was the one who wrecked everything there!â
He laughed softly for a moment, then cleared his throat.
âBut yeah, I like you fine,â he said.
He looked out the door. No sign of more food yet.
â…You want me to go check on your arrows?â