[[Better, but the water bill would rise exponentially.]]

[[…]]

[[At least until the Repairman jumps out the nearest window and flees the dimension.]]

[[In local news, a small…droplet…thing was charged with attempted umbracide. More at 11.]]

[[The Repairman would stare awkwardly at the pile of chickpeas, having just been shipped with them. After a moment, he’d ask “…hello…?” only to get…nothing. Eventually, he’d go up and poke the pile, only to see it tumble away. That’s when he’d just chalk it up as a massive waste of time and leave.

…Yeah, sorry, Susumu’s the one bothered by chickpeas, not me.]]

[[I could see them as roommates at most. Still, as far as roommates go, I can see it going well! Though I warn you, the Repairman’s a bit of a pack rat…]]

askthefwrp:

siblings-a-fixin:

[[…It wouldn’t work out in the long run, sadly, given their vastly different opinions on whether leggings look good on either of them.]]

[[And you made the Repairman feel very ashamed and a little bit violated. Your point, @bonkakira-and-friends?]]

[[All the more reason for them not to be together. Can you IMAGINE the spats? Eugh.]]

siblings-a-fixin:

[[…It wouldn’t work out in the long run, sadly, given their vastly different opinions on whether leggings look good on either of them.]]

[[And you made the Repairman feel very ashamed and a little bit violated. Your point, @bonkakira-and-friends?]]