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Medical gave a pout and a squeak of denial, in an attempt to state
that she was not, in fact, trying to compete with her brother. She then
gave a few haughty squeaks about how glitter slimes were so much
prettier than opaque slimes anyway.

“Oh, these two are a couple of
little divas!” Quartz exclaimed. “Medical’s a glitter slime, so she
loves to be treated like a star, and Cat Slime… I wonder if he picked
that up from her?”

Susumu sighed. “I don’t like the sound of that…” she mumbled. “And stop calling her a replacement, would ya? At least try to treat her like a sister.”

Cat Slime rolled his eyes at Medical’s protests. He’d heard it all before, and it was just as dumb as when she first started ranting about her superiority.

Not that he was like that, of course…

He couldn’t deny that the star’s life was a good one, and he was very grateful to have a cute, marketable form. But still, he didn’t think that meant anything without loving others.

Marie hugged both of them slightly tighter. If they weren’t slimes, it would start to be uncomfortable.

“Yes, you;re both so cute! You are! You are!”

* * *

“Hey, I’m not going to do anything to her! I was just saying I think I know how to deal with this!”

Granted, it was basically depriving her of her job by relegating her to supervision, but the Repairman didn’t think of it that way. All he knew was it would keep her from taking his job.

The Repairman sighed.

“I guess you’re right. I shouldn’t hold it against the lil’ upstart too much.”

He looked back in the distance, where he could barely see the others.

“…It might be nice having another companion with me.“

Slowly, he began to move back over there. Maybe he could get a second shot at his first impression.

Black, White, and Purple

“Well I thought it was the blacksmith, but  under closer inspection
and realizing ho you take pride on stuff like your work and your being,
I’m going to say you are the shadow of……” Shalbie said as he began to
think who could the repairman be a shadow of.

“Ofala! That’s
who you are a shadow,  how couldn’t I get it sooner? You  like to do
things alone,  you have your temper so does he and  the  most obvious
thing is that he has the biggest ego of Hyrule, that alone would cause
his shadow, I mean you  to be a darker shade.” Shalbie added in
excitement as he  finally figured out who the repairman was a  
counterpart of. “but trust me you don’t want to meet the guy,  you are
better off not knowing him,  and he is better of not knowing you exist.
It would only cause a scene here in Kakariko a scene that could be heard
up to the  summit of Death Mountain.”

“…yeah, thanks,” the Repairman muttered. Being called the dark side of a huge ego wasn’t exactly a high compliment.

“…What does this Osfala guy do?” he asked, after a moment’s thought. Maybe he could disprove it that way…

At this point, he had a noticeable milk mustache, and he was starting to feel a little sluggish as he was slightly chilled. Not only that, but he had forgotten that milk in worlds like these was treated like kid-friendly liquor. He was feeling slightly buzzed, but shook it off. Milk didn’t do that! He was fine!

Rocky understood he was trying avoiding that subject, and decided to ignore the whole thing and go straight to next one.

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“Well,
things’ve been doin’ fine here ‘round Frostbite Falls; those Dreamworks
folks have been treatin’ us better than I thought they would…”

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“…but
I’m not sure whatcha mean by over ten years. Didja’ forget our short
film from three years back? Heck, I think the fourth wall cracks are
still there, even.”

Rocky points at the wall, and indeed there were a few cracks, aswell as some dust and spiderwebs surrounding it.

“Dreamworks, huh?” the Repairman echoed, casually slapping a Band-Aid over that small crack.

“Whoa, what?!” he exclaimed, rapidly turning to face the neglected cracks. “How did–?”

He sighed. No point whining or making excuses.

“Well, I guess I gotta get this thing checked,” he muttered, unscrewing the bulb from his siren light and setting it aside. He began to dig for a feather duster, but someone tapped on his shoulder.

Marie held the duster in one hand and pointed to the Wall with the other. The cracks were still there, but she left the Wall sparkling clean there.

The Repairman jumped back, startled.

“I…I thought you were looking out for those spies!”

“There are no spies to see,” Marie replied, irritably. “Just…thought I’d help out here a little…”

A Fourth Wall Exploit

thefoilverse:

@askthefwrp

Juna sat on top of the huge wall of TVs surrounding her divine realm.

She saw this inkblot she’d seen from time and time again to fix a few cracks she’d seen appearing a lot show up.

“Oh, you again.” Juna said, looking at the inkblot, though it was hard to tell because her hair always covered her eyes. She then flashed a wide smile. “Can’t you leave a godlike in peace?”

“…Only if you leave the Wall alone,” the Repairman muttered, absently fixing cracks here and there.

“…Wait…” a female voice called, from behind a TV, “…You know this goddess? She knows you?!”

She came out, revealing a smaller blue blob with an oversized green bow.

The Repairman shrugged.

“Had to come here a couple times, why?”

“She’s a godlike!” Marie shrieked. “You don’t just waltz into a place like this! What if you get smote?!”

I FOUND THIS IN SOMEONE’S RULES, AND IT’S RELEVANT

rxgeant:

I like to know my writing partner. This isn’t always necessary, and if you’re not the sort of person who tries to get chummy with their roleplaying buddies, that’s absolutely fine, but in my experience, the plots and characters that last the longest are the ones with the players that I can message at 3 in the morning with an idea without feeling like I’m bothering them. 

itisdangeroustogoalone:

@askthefwrp

Link hummed as he fished in the river, waiting for a catch. It probably would have been easier to buy some fish at the market in town earlier in the daybut he really didn’t have the rupees for it. All he had was maybe 20 rupees in total, and that was definitely not enough for a meal. Most meats cost 150 rupees, or more, especially if it was red meat. There was so little to go around in Hyrule that he usually just resorted to fishing. Sometimes he got sick of it but well, if you’re hungry and it’s free, why not? Food is food.

Of course, he had to fish at night, in the day time, the Zora were out and about and ready to drag him down into the depths as their own personal entree. So here he sat, fire crackling next to him and hoping something would bite onto his empty hook. Preferably soon.

On the other side of the river, two blobs were also looking into the water.

“…C’mon,” Marie protested, “can’t we just get different tools-”

“I spent over sixty years getting all of those,” the Repairman replied, irritably shifting his grip on the fishing pole. “I’m getting my stuff back!”

Luckily, only the red toolbox fell into the water. Not only was Cat Slime safely in the blue toolbox, but so was a fishing rod and an oversized horseshoe magnet. It was only a matter of time before he had to see how many fish he’d have to evict from his tools.

Twang!

It felt like the magnet caught on something! The Repairman pulled back, reeling as hard as he could, but he seemed to be having trouble as he slid closer to the edge. Marie grabbed him, and together they yanked hard.

hella-rad-brooke:

Hella-Rad-Brooke’s Updated Commissions Prices +updated photo’s

Hey I wanted to make a newer post since I now have some better artwork.  The last one I made was primarily me trying to get some $$ for my internet bill and for my cat, but my internet didn’t get shut off for some odd reason and my cat is doing great now! So thanks to those who reblog my old post!

Full body:

Sketch $5
Line art $8
Flat color $11
Color with Shading + simple background $15
Shading +More detail background $24

New offers~! 
I realized I didn’t have a lot of options. So here’s some new ones~!

Bust with simple background:
Sketch $5
Line art $7
Flat color $9
Shading $12

$10 to add another character
($5 for sketches)

As you can see I do really well with feminine characters and I love flowery backgrounds~!

I am always willing to work with your if you want to do something different from above~! I am always open about prices if you want something more or less then what’s above.

For more info check out my commissions page on my blog