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Starter Call

“Um…no, can’t say I have one…”

The Repairman shrugged, getting a trowel out of his tool cart.

“…Just, uh, I won’t be here long…Be out of your hair soon…”

Then the

registered in his mind.

“Hey, this wouldn’t happen to be some kind of…erm…promotion, would it?”

The inkblot felt odd about plugs of real-world things. Did it break the Fourth Wall, or not…?

Black, White, and Purple

“Well not everyone can pull a mustache, but you seem to do it, it
even makes you look a bit serious.” Shalbie said as  He looked around
the bar, which appeared to be nearing  its  witching hour in which very
few patrons remained  inside and the staff  began to clean and prepare
the place for the next day.

“What kind of milk? Hum it could be  
the Chateau variety, you know the  kind of milk that’s not meant for
kids.”Shalbie commented  as he  inspected his empty glass. “Its a  
secret recipe from the owner’s wife and the drink  all visitors want to
have a taste off,  and I’ll let you in on a secret. There’s two types of
chateau milk the one they give to common folk and the one they give to
the Royal family. The one meant for the castle is more creamy and sweet
compared to the one they usually  serve here.” He added  as he grabbed a
cracker from a plate a barmaid had  placed on their table as the shadow
explained the drink to his new friend.  

“Ohhh…” the Repairman nodded, slightly leaning to the side. “That…that would make sense.”

Patiently, he listened to Shalbie’s secret, and smiled.

“You know,” he said, taking another sip, “that reminds me of something…See, I was out in New New York one day, and….”

He prattled on, telling a slightly incoherent story about robots, flying cars, and an irrelevant corporate conspiracy.

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Wind
giggled a little at Marie’s attempts to remove her hand from its icy
prison. “Sorry again, Marie. Anyway Inky, we got a little hint from Miss
M-

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“-GYAAA!!!”
he shrieked suddenly as his own hand clapped over his mouth, smacking
his face with a loud *slap* in the process. It appeared his hand had
moved of its own volition, not Wind’s.

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“Ok
ok ok geez. Ok, we just uh… heard… I dunno we’re dead we know things
ok?” he amended awkwardly. Then, Inky’s demeanor caught up to him, and
Wind’s brow furrowed a little in confusion. He didn’t sound too happy
about these recent developments. He wanted to ask, but he was kinda
afraid of hurting Marie’s feelings in the process. What he really needed
was a distraction… oh wait! Buttercup was hanging out in his hat today!

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“Oh,
so I can’t introduce you to all the other ghosts yet, but you should
meet Buttercup! She’s our little Luma companion-” he reached up to lift
the band of his hat, allowing the butter yellow Luma to squeeze
out. “-say hi, Buttercup!”

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“Oh
there’s another one of you now? Hello Miss Marie!!!” she squealed,
zipping out to spiral around the blue paint blot in greeting. While
Marie was busy with Buttercup, Wind sidled up to Inky, lowering his
voice so that the two girls wouldn’t hear them.

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“So what’s wrong with you? You don’t seem too happy that Marie’s here…”

“No, it’s fine,” Marie grunted. “Just…gotta…get…”

She trailed off, putting her focus back on removing the icy glove. Man, it didn’t want to leave her hand!

Both blobs flinched at the sudden slap! The Repairman nodded understandingly at Wind’s recovery.

“Ah. I see.”

Marie gasped at the sight of the Luma, almost completely forgetting about the ice for a moment.

“Aww, hi there, Buttercup!” she waved with her frozen hand. “Oh! Heh, lemme take care of that real quick…”

She began pulling on it again.

“Anyway,” she grunted, smiling at Buttercup, “you are just…so…cute! Where ya from?”

The Repairman sighed, looking up at Wind.

“…No, it’s not that, I mean, the company would be nice…”

He turned towards his tool cart, and rested where his chin would be on one hand.

“…But did she have to be an assistant?”

PEW! Marie was finally free from the ice block, which flew high into the air…

She breathed a sigh of relief before looking back up at the Luma.

He
tilted his head at the two, awkwardly scratching his cheek. Did that
guy just take a fishbowl out of no where…? Well maybe it was just
suspended in his goopy body? Well, they were interesting for sure. but
definitely harmless, though he wasn’t going to let his guard down too much. Ganon had eyes everywhere.

“Uh,
I don’t think so. I think I would remember some little guys that look
like you-” Link immediately looked apologetic, “Ah- sorry, I didn’t mean
it in a rude way! It’s just that you both look really interesting.
Though, she did mention heroes. Maybe you’re thinking of the legends? ‘A
hero garbed in green, reborn when Hyrule needs him most’? I guess I
kind of ask for that association when I wear something like this. You
might have seen a painting in a book.

Link was not going to tell them that he was the hero, as declared by the princess.

“…Sounds about right,” the Repairman nodded. “Sorry, we’re not really from around here, so…”

Marie nodded in agreement, and her eye caught the fishbowl. She picked it up and extended it to the hero “lookalike”.

“Well, whoever you are,” she beamed, “I think you made quite a catch today! Thanks for getting ou–his toolbox!”

Her bow seemed to droop a little in that last part, but she didn’t notice. Obviously, unlike them, he was fishing for, well, fish, so it’d only be right that he gets what he wanted.

[[Well, I got a new job!]]

[[Unfortunately, I don’t know how much time, between school and work, I’ll be able to devote to RPing.]]

[[Still, I will try, just know it will more than likely just be slower. Thank you for your understanding!]]

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for those of you who might need to evacuate: pack clothes/towels/electronics/excess food/candles/first aid kits/etc in your car before the storm hits so if you have to evacuate you have access to them

for those of you with pets, if you end up absolutely stranded and need food, pet food will do (its not very nutritious and it tastes awful but its better than starving to death, probably)

climb to the roof in case of flooding, try not to stay inside (unless its extremely windy/dangerous to be outside otherwise, of course)

if youre inside of a car while there is flooding, the doors/windows will vacuum seal shut from pressure/weight so roll down the windows and try to escape from those, or open the door with the windows down asap

if all the stores are sold out of water, buying soda/gatorade/whatever will do in a pinch. its not as good but its better than dying of dehydration

get candles/first aid kits/weather radios/whatever you need of course

make sure you have easy access to your pets before the storm starts, if you have to evacuate you can grab them considerably easier if theyre out and about than if theyre hiding under the bed or something. be aware of where your pets are and keep them close. getting your pets chipped might be a good idea if you still have time to do so

place smaller electronics/things that can be water damaged in a double ziplock-ed bag or any other waterproof container

make sure your critical medication is easily accessible in case you need to evacuate so you arent stuck without it

learn your evacuation routes

dont bother to donate to the red cross, there are plenty of better organizations that help more

feel free to add/correct any information, im kind of making this in a rush because im preparing for the storm myself