“Hang on, I think I have a shrink ray somewhere…” *rummages from the silver 70’s sci-fi gun, mumbling* “…Wait, did I have it smelted?…Why would I…?”

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“Wait, wait, you’re gonna make us even tinier?!” Susumu started to panic. If she had been more than a few inches tall, she would’ve smacked the gun away from him. “We need to be bigger, not smaller!”

“No, no,” the Repairman hastily explained, “It had a reverse function…”

He kept digging, trying to find the accursed thing.

“…at least, it does if I didn’t smelt the thing for extra material…”

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