Chatterbox?

[[So…um…]]

“Yes…?”

[[If you had a different form, what would you want…?]]

“…“

[[C’mon, I’m not saying anything about what you have now! I’m just asking what you would like if you had something different!]]

“…Will you leave me alone, mysterious talking table with no relation to me whatsoever?”

[[…Let me rephrase my ques–]]

“I don’t know, okay?! Gah!”

[[Look, I’m sorry. Just…]]

“Look, buddy, all I’ve known is this form! I’m no monkey, or rat, or anything identifiable. I’m just a little blob of ink and that’s al–”

[[…]]

“…You know, I didn’t expect to be hugged by a table today…”