Black, White, and Purple

“Well maybe your eyes still haven’t adapt
to this worlds light.”  Shalbie as the repairman insisted on repairing
the mountain with paper. “Its still paper my friend and this is solid
rock, it won’t hold… You see there’s things that would make it crumble
again like rain, paper is weak to water. Then there’s also fire.” He
added as he tried to think of a way to help his fellow shadow blob.

“I
think I know what to do… but first we need to get rid of the paper.”
Shadow said as he took the paper away from the wall. “ You better  stand
back friend, I don’t want to hurt you.” He commented as he took a
couple of steps back before taking out his sand rod and aimed  it the
crack. Seconds later the crack was filled with sand  and Shalbie decided
to proceed with his plan.

Shalbie took out his fire rod as
quickly as possible and aimed for the sand. “You see friend according to
a friend of mine’s boss if you apply heat to sand you get glass which
is a kind of crystal, this would hide the crack you made and it wouldn’t
be obvious that there was something to hide.”  He added not knowing if
his plan worked.

“Well, yeah, but…”

He would have said something about how the Wall doesn’t exactly adhere to normal physical laws, but the shadowy person seemed pretty insistent. The Repairman found himself unable to do anything except try and fail to interject multiple times.

He could only watch in shock as the shadow obliterated his handiwork with some kind of sand spell. He shielded his eyes as flames briefly burst from the crack. When he opened them again, he saw that there was freshly made glass sealing the crack.

He twitched involuntarily. His ink started to redden.

“Oh, I’m just incompetent then, am I? Not needed? Anyone could do it better?!”

He turned alarmingly fast towards the shadow.

“I’ll show you,” he growled, poking his “competitor’s” chest, “I don’t need any magic wands to be the one for the job…”

And with that, he began to silently throw things back into his hammerspace. He was sure the next job was also somewhere in Hyrule, and if he hurried he could get there before this guy and show how it was done.

“Oh,” he said, looking back up for a moment, “and I told you, I’m only fixing it. I didn’t break it.”