“Aha… Sorry about the wall mess from before. I didn’t think it would get out of hand.” He offered the Repairman a yellow and orange ribbon.

“Thank you!” the Repairman exclaimed, clearly flattered. And then he realized; he didn’t actually have a neck of any description.

Hmm.

Well, he carefully sculpted a neck for himself, hoping it would last the day, and wrapped the ribbon round it.