“We’ve been at this for 74 years, inky! We know what we’re doing. And we have good hunches of who started the rumors spreading, so we know who to ask!”

I snorted, “But as far as protection goes, you might need it! There’s worse things out there besides us, and whoever wants to frame you is probably dangerous. You’ll be….“safe” with us.“

-Smartass

"Uh-huh…”

He looked at his siren light, still peeking out from under his wig. The red flashes were well-concealed, true, but still noticeable if one took a closer look.

“…Out of curiosity, will we be stopping by the Nega-Verse? I gotta take this pretty soon…”

He was pretty sure that the Fourth Wall Breaker finally got up and did something for once. Oy.