“Good!” I said, glad that you shut yourself up before I had to do it for ya. “Now, the first thing we gotta do in cases like this is pretermine if you got any enemies.”

Walking back and forth, completely in charge, I whipped around to the blob and asked, “is there anyone who don’t like your work? Anybody who constantly breaks the fourth wall and don’t clean up after hisself?” -Smartass

The Repairman nodded as he started tapping at the already-hardening cement with a hammer and chisel. He hated when that happened.

Constantly breaking the Wall and not cleaning up? he thought. That really narrows it down.

Out loud, he said, “…No one comes to mind…”

Oh, sure, he could name vandals, but he felt unclean implicating others to a Dip conspirator. Besides, he didn’t think any of them would want to frame the Repairman.

“Out of curiosity,” he asked, looking up, “how’d you get that report?”