I was taken aback for a second. How could this blob not know who we are if his own job was so important? “Lemme ask you this, chump…. You ever hear of the time a certain bunny got framed for the murder of Marvin Acme?” -Smartass

“A bunny….” he mused. “Hmm…”

The Repairman thought back. He didn’t pay much attention to… well, anything except the Wall for decades, but he did vaguely recall something…

“I remember talk of a framed rabbit saving Toonkind from a Dip conspiracy in the 40s,” he thought aloud. “A conspiracy caused by some kind of rubber-faced rotoscope and a gang of questionable…was it ferrets, minks, wea—”

His eyes suddenly widened, looking back at the weasel in front of him.

“Aha,” he said, slowly shrinking back. “I-I’m sure you had your reasons…”

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