“It’s just what we’ve been hearing, chump! Don’t shoot the messenger! But if you’re gonna get hot under the collar like that, I’m gonna have to take you downtown for assaulting an officer!” -Smartass

The Repairman hesitated, backing up somewhat.

“W-wait,” he stammered, more out of confusion than fear, “You’re an officer? Where’s your badge?”

He thought it best not to mention the ink stains on the weasel’s suit. It certainly wouldn’t help his case, either way.