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“Well we’ve been hearing rumors all over that you’ve been breaking them to get more money to fix them. It’s just what we heard!” I barked. “Now, unless you prove otherwise……” I trail off. “You don’t wanna know what the rest of the sentence says. Let’s just say it involves pie in an unpleasant place.” -Smartass

The Repairman, having little to no discernible anatomy, could only stare blankly in response to the weasel’s threat.

He shook himself, and got right back to being offended. He dropped the bucket and moved inches in front of the weasel’s face.

“For your in-for-MA-tion,” he said, emphasizing each syllable with a hard poke in the weasel’s chest, “I don’t even get paid for this. So why would I willfully make my own job harder, hmm?”