“Oh,” said the Narrator. “Information. Yippee.”

He fell silent, absorbing everything he had learned about this strange newcomer. “So,” he said finally. “You’re a cartoon… character. Pleasure to meet you. I myself am a character from the video game The Stanley Parable. I am voiced by British voice actor Kevan Brighting. Currently everything that I am saying or doing is being related through the social networking website Tumblr. I am in a work of fiction right now.”

The Narrator waited to see if his words had the intended effect.

The Repairman’s blobby form visibly sagged. It was going to be one of those jobs, wasn’t it?

Sighing, he continued taping the Fourth Wall. While it certainly wasn’t pretty, the absolute mess of tape would be enough to fix things. Soon enough, it wouldn’t even be noticeable.

“You’re not the first to do that,” he remarked. If he had teeth, he would have been gritting them, though it sounded the same.

He looked up at the ceiling. While narrators didn’t have places, per se, it felt right.

“In fact,” he said, somewhat louder, “I’d say that’s pretty uninspired.”

He hoped that would get this voice to knock it off. Their conversation already wasn’t doing the Wall any favors. There was no need to be blatant.