warneriisms:

@askthefwrp

“I swear, I was nowhere near the fourth wall this time. I was over by the second wall when it happened.” Wakko crossed his fingers behind his back. “Did you ask Slappy the Squirrel? I heard she was near the fourth wall at the time.” If the Repairman managed to survive an encounter with Slappy, he was definitely well-suited for his job. But Wakko wasn’t planning on sticking around to find out. As soon as the other Toon turned his back, the middle Warner would be long gone.

This time? As in, he was aware of how much he did it before? Granted, this wasn’t too surprising, seeing how often the Repairman had to visit this place, but still, this… character knew and did it anyway? And tried to blame it on other repeat offenders?

“Oh?” the Repairman pressed, suspicious of the other. “Then why is the break here and not where this Slappy is?”