The Repairman opened the door carefully, trying to get in unnoticed. He needn’t have worried; there was no one to hide from. The inkblot blinked. He had never seen an environment quite as deserted as this. How could the Fourth Wall have been broken? He exited the room he had been in, noting that every door was numbered. No one was to be seen in any of the windows, or in office, yet there seemed to be cracks pretty much everywhere. Strange.

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A voice issued overhead, though the rooms were still empty. “Hello. You have entered a generic office environment. For further information on your surroundings, press 1. For tips and pointers on video game narration, press 2. For a destructive, yet totally unprovoked fire, press 3.”

The Repairman jumped back slightly as the voice said hello, looking up for the source of the sound.

He guessed it was an average PA system (albeit one with strangely hidden speakers), so he quickly regained his composure and continued forward.

After hearing the possible input options (and wincing slightly at option 2), he paused. What was he supposed to press? There were phones and computers all around, and there was even a copy machine. There were no clues as to which to press.

However, the Repairman was curious about the place he was in, so he climbed onto the nearest chair and pressed the “1” key at that computer. Perhaps that would give him an explanation.