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“Da boss nev’ah said anyt’ing ‘bout a handyman–”

The bodyguard quickly looked through a few files of paper work that was given to him earlier this morning by Dr. Cortex.  Which none of even mentioned anyone coming over. Especially when Pinstripe already made his henchmen check the premises for any damages. 

“Dis has to be a mistake” he stated. 

The Repairman looked around uneasily. Since the last (rather sudden) encounter with the potoroo, he had decided to abandon the idea of sneaking through, opting instead to walk through the front door.

Luckily, the flashy-suited character didn’t seem to question the fact that he was talking to a 2’ 8" blob of ink. However, The Repairman had not thought of what he would do at this point. Saying what the Fourth Wall actually was could worsen things, after all. His mind raced, hoping for an excuse to come into his mind.

“Er…” he ventured warily, “of course he wouldn’t say it, because this…is…a surprise inspection! Yes.”

He looked back up at the potoroo hopefully.

“Frankly,” he continued to lie through nonexistent teeth, "I’m as surprised at this inspection as you.“ He tapped the siren light that was protruding from his head. "But, duty calls, so…”

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