And I would like to keep it short, thank you very much.
Well, the first thing your doing wrong if you want to keep it short is your measuring the wall at an angle! If you want a short inspection, measure it vertically!
The Repairman paused at the remark. He turned his eyes back to his measuring tape.
Indeed, it was crooked. The inkblot would even go so far as to think it was sagging. It certainly wasn’t touching the Wall he was inspecting.
The Repairman’s eyes lowered in embarrassment as he adjusted the tape.
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