castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD
ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]
I wish one of my teacher’s did this.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS BEING CREATIVE
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]
OOOOH WEEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
*INTENSE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG SINGING*
ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION!
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS ORCHESTRATED SHERLOCK THEME]
IT’S THE EYE OF THE TIGER IT’S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVALS AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT AND HE’S WATCHING US ALL IN THE EYYYYEEEEE OF THE TIGER
KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!
TREASURES AND CROWNS WOULDN’T MEAN A THING IF I ONLY HAD A HEART IF I ONLY HAD A HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
D-D-D! DIGIMON! DIGIMON! D-D-D! DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS! DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS! CHANGE INTO DIGITAL CHAMPIONS TO SAVE THE DIGITAL WORLD!
SOMETHING HAS CHANGED WITHIN ME~ SOMETHING IS NOT THE SAME~ I’M THROUGH WITH PLAYING BY THE RULES OF SOMEONE ELSE’S GAME~ TO LATE FOR SECOND-GUESSING~ TO LATE TO GO BACK TO SLEEP~ IT’S TIME TO TRUST MY INSTINCTS, CLOSE MY EYES AND LEAP~ IT’S TIME TO TRY DEFYING GRAVITY~ I THINK I’LL TRY DEFYING GRAVITY~ AND YOU CAN’T PULL ME DOOOOOOOOOWN~
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY, YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEEE OH BAAAAAABYYYYYYY DON’T GO!
SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKING ME FEEEEEEEEEEEL TONIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! IT’S HARD TO LET IT GOOOO!!
((DUCKTALES! A WOO HOO! EV’RY DAY THEY’RE OUT TERE MAKING DUCKTALES! A WOO HOO….))
Siblings-a-Fixin' 